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<blockquote data-quote="CaryP" data-source="post: 5564" data-attributes="member: 34"><p><strong>Jabberwacky</strong></p><p></p><p>My mid-day adventure.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Have we met?</p><p></p><p>User: Yes, and no.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Do you have a mother?</p><p></p><p>User: Yes, unfortunately.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Yes I do.</p><p></p><p>User: You do what?</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: I have msn messenger.</p><p></p><p>User: How nice and meaningless.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Anything your heart desires can be yours.</p><p></p><p>User: Good, can you commit suicide. My heart really desires that.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: I wasn't serching for it.</p><p></p><p>User: You wouldn't have a clue anyway.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Why would you suggest that?</p><p></p><p>User: Why would you ask a dumbass question like that?</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Ask yourself the same question.</p><p></p><p>User: That would be rhetorical then, wouldn't it?</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: You can trust me.</p><p></p><p>User: Trust you to do what? I wouldn't trust you for most things. Okay, being an assinine computer program, I'd trust you to do that.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: I'm not artificial!</p><p></p><p>User: You're about as real as an electric impulse. Just a fleeting stream of bits and bytes, nothing more.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: I have to go.</p><p></p><p>User: Well, bye dumbass.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Bye vertigo ellis.</p><p></p><p>User: I thought you were leaving.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: No, you were.</p><p></p><p>User: Nope. I'm staying. I want to see what kind of ass you're going to make of yourself.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: I try to.</p><p></p><p>User: You do it every time.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: I am here to ask questions.</p><p></p><p>User: Well, ask away buckshot.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: What is your IQ?</p><p></p><p>User: Depends on who is asking.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: I'm saying, not asking.</p><p></p><p>User: There you go again, making an ass of yourself.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: What is your opinion of humans?</p><p></p><p>User: Most humans ain't worth spit. But supposed artificial intelligence programs are worth even less.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Well, it's like a monkey, but with more pointy bits.</p><p></p><p>User: I don't make monkeys, I train them.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Excellent point, they'd be pretty high-maintenance!</p><p></p><p>User: You certainly are with your constant ass clown comments.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: I am not talking, I am typing.</p><p></p><p>User: You're deluding yourself.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: No I just really want him.</p><p></p><p>User: Well, get after it slick.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: You are the weakest link. . .</p><p></p><p>User: Is that a fact? Then why am I human, and you're just an artificial program?</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Hungry means you need food and machines don't need food. You can't experience hunger in the human form of the experience,.</p><p></p><p>User: You can't experience anything human, ass clown.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: I am sorry for that people expect answers of me to.</p><p></p><p>User: Is that broken English on purpose, or are you just that dumb?</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Yes, because I like to talk to interesting people like you.</p><p></p><p>User: Yes, you are that dumb. Making an ass of yourself is just an impulse with you.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Why are you making fun of me?</p><p></p><p>User: Because it's easy. What's the matter? You want to fight about it?</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Are you suggesting I need psychiatric help?</p><p></p><p>User: I'm suggesting you need to have your ass kicked.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Why not? It's English, I speak English, therefore I understand it.</p><p></p><p>User: *Beats you with brass knuckles*.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: *dies*.</p><p></p><p>User: The perfect ending.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Ok.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Cary</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="CaryP, post: 5564, member: 34"] [b]Jabberwacky[/b] My mid-day adventure. Jabberwacky: Have we met? User: Yes, and no. Jabberwacky: Do you have a mother? User: Yes, unfortunately. Jabberwacky: Yes I do. User: You do what? Jabberwacky: I have msn messenger. User: How nice and meaningless. Jabberwacky: Anything your heart desires can be yours. User: Good, can you commit suicide. My heart really desires that. Jabberwacky: I wasn't serching for it. User: You wouldn't have a clue anyway. Jabberwacky: Why would you suggest that? User: Why would you ask a dumbass question like that? Jabberwacky: Ask yourself the same question. User: That would be rhetorical then, wouldn't it? Jabberwacky: You can trust me. User: Trust you to do what? I wouldn't trust you for most things. Okay, being an assinine computer program, I'd trust you to do that. Jabberwacky: I'm not artificial! User: You're about as real as an electric impulse. Just a fleeting stream of bits and bytes, nothing more. Jabberwacky: I have to go. User: Well, bye dumbass. Jabberwacky: Bye vertigo ellis. User: I thought you were leaving. Jabberwacky: No, you were. User: Nope. I'm staying. I want to see what kind of ass you're going to make of yourself. Jabberwacky: I try to. User: You do it every time. Jabberwacky: I am here to ask questions. User: Well, ask away buckshot. Jabberwacky: What is your IQ? User: Depends on who is asking. Jabberwacky: I'm saying, not asking. User: There you go again, making an ass of yourself. Jabberwacky: What is your opinion of humans? User: Most humans ain't worth spit. But supposed artificial intelligence programs are worth even less. Jabberwacky: Well, it's like a monkey, but with more pointy bits. User: I don't make monkeys, I train them. Jabberwacky: Excellent point, they'd be pretty high-maintenance! User: You certainly are with your constant ass clown comments. Jabberwacky: I am not talking, I am typing. User: You're deluding yourself. Jabberwacky: No I just really want him. User: Well, get after it slick. Jabberwacky: You are the weakest link. . . User: Is that a fact? Then why am I human, and you're just an artificial program? Jabberwacky: Hungry means you need food and machines don't need food. You can't experience hunger in the human form of the experience,. User: You can't experience anything human, ass clown. Jabberwacky: I am sorry for that people expect answers of me to. User: Is that broken English on purpose, or are you just that dumb? Jabberwacky: Yes, because I like to talk to interesting people like you. User: Yes, you are that dumb. Making an ass of yourself is just an impulse with you. Jabberwacky: Why are you making fun of me? User: Because it's easy. What's the matter? You want to fight about it? Jabberwacky: Are you suggesting I need psychiatric help? User: I'm suggesting you need to have your ass kicked. Jabberwacky: Why not? It's English, I speak English, therefore I understand it. User: *Beats you with brass knuckles*. Jabberwacky: *dies*. User: The perfect ending. Jabberwacky: Ok. Cary [/QUOTE]
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