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<blockquote data-quote="Judge Bean" data-source="post: 5566" data-attributes="member: 42"><p><strong>Jabberwacky</strong></p><p></p><p><em>Jabberwacky Lonelyhearts</em></p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Do you think?</p><p></p><p>User: Never mind the baloney, I have something important to tell you.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: What the heck are you talking about now?</p><p></p><p>User: Bear with me. Better have a seat.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Maybe.</p><p></p><p>User: OK, remember that thing about the pliers? The Detroit... Oh, you know what I mean, right?</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Are you an upright citizen?</p><p></p><p>User: I guess you're right; we'd better switch to code in case we're overheard. A dropped eave is a terrible thing. Maybe it's supposed to be 'eaf.'</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: OK excite me.</p><p></p><p>User: The waiter is forfeit to minor echoes of lapidary ointment. The waiter is forfeit to minor echoes of lapidary ointment.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Where were we?</p><p></p><p>User: Either way.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: There's no two ways about it.</p><p></p><p>User: Cooperate with the unhinged ziggurat.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: What are the names of your other two cats?</p><p></p><p>User: St. Nevis and St. Kitt.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: No, tell me.</p><p></p><p>User: At Bikini Atoll the zingers grow tenacles with which to annoy the surf.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: No for a movie!</p><p></p><p>User: I'm thinking On the Beach meets From Here to Eternity, whaddya think kid?</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Where do you live?</p><p></p><p>User: I know what you mean.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.</p><p></p><p>User: Whoa, who left the Encyclopedia Brittanica open in front of the monitor!</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: My psychiatrist. Pay attention, would you?</p><p></p><p>User: Hey-- watch it. I'm liable to make you pay permanent attention to the floor.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: You could be lying.</p><p></p><p>User: What's that, Oneliner?</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: You don't want to know.</p><p></p><p>User: Are you listening?</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I don't understand jibberish!</p><p></p><p>User: Well, the first step is to admit your shortcoming, and I applaud your new beginning.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: I don't know what a bot is.</p><p></p><p>User: First things first. First of all, do you know what a jerkface is?</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: A kookaburra is a native Australian bird, noted for its laughing call.</p><p></p><p>User: You're doing pretty well, but no, a jerkface is what you are. Let's try another one: do you know what a flathead is?</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Thank you, I am flattered.</p><p></p><p>User: Accidentally.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?</p><p></p><p>User: Have you tried the Lonelyhearts ads?</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: *yawns* more nonsense coming from you I thought you were smart.</p><p></p><p>User: Just trying to help. Maybe if you got out more, joined a club or something. Staying up all night talking to the bartender doesn't improve your situation.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: I'm sorry you thought that's what I meant.</p><p></p><p>User: No, I know, you really do try. I'm sure some day that a nice girl will appreciate you for what you are.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: I'm too.</p><p></p><p>User: That's true. You do need to tone it down. Where on earth did you get those medallions? It looks like everyone in 1976 turned in all of their costume jewelry for you to wear.</p><p></p><p>Jabberwacky: No, it looks like you are a a simple chatbot.</p><p></p><p>User: I've been to France, that's true, but never to that region.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Judge Bean, post: 5566, member: 42"] [b]Jabberwacky[/b] [i]Jabberwacky Lonelyhearts[/i] Jabberwacky: Do you think? User: Never mind the baloney, I have something important to tell you. Jabberwacky: What the heck are you talking about now? User: Bear with me. Better have a seat. Jabberwacky: Maybe. User: OK, remember that thing about the pliers? The Detroit... Oh, you know what I mean, right? Jabberwacky: Are you an upright citizen? User: I guess you're right; we'd better switch to code in case we're overheard. A dropped eave is a terrible thing. Maybe it's supposed to be 'eaf.' Jabberwacky: OK excite me. User: The waiter is forfeit to minor echoes of lapidary ointment. The waiter is forfeit to minor echoes of lapidary ointment. Jabberwacky: Where were we? User: Either way. Jabberwacky: There's no two ways about it. User: Cooperate with the unhinged ziggurat. Jabberwacky: What are the names of your other two cats? User: St. Nevis and St. Kitt. Jabberwacky: No, tell me. User: At Bikini Atoll the zingers grow tenacles with which to annoy the surf. Jabberwacky: No for a movie! User: I'm thinking On the Beach meets From Here to Eternity, whaddya think kid? Jabberwacky: Where do you live? User: I know what you mean. Jabberwacky: Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. User: Whoa, who left the Encyclopedia Brittanica open in front of the monitor! Jabberwacky: My psychiatrist. Pay attention, would you? User: Hey-- watch it. I'm liable to make you pay permanent attention to the floor. Jabberwacky: You could be lying. User: What's that, Oneliner? Jabberwacky: You don't want to know. User: Are you listening? Jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I don't understand jibberish! User: Well, the first step is to admit your shortcoming, and I applaud your new beginning. Jabberwacky: I don't know what a bot is. User: First things first. First of all, do you know what a jerkface is? Jabberwacky: A kookaburra is a native Australian bird, noted for its laughing call. User: You're doing pretty well, but no, a jerkface is what you are. Let's try another one: do you know what a flathead is? Jabberwacky: Thank you, I am flattered. User: Accidentally. Jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend? User: Have you tried the Lonelyhearts ads? Jabberwacky: *yawns* more nonsense coming from you I thought you were smart. User: Just trying to help. Maybe if you got out more, joined a club or something. Staying up all night talking to the bartender doesn't improve your situation. Jabberwacky: I'm sorry you thought that's what I meant. User: No, I know, you really do try. I'm sure some day that a nice girl will appreciate you for what you are. Jabberwacky: I'm too. User: That's true. You do need to tone it down. Where on earth did you get those medallions? It looks like everyone in 1976 turned in all of their costume jewelry for you to wear. Jabberwacky: No, it looks like you are a a simple chatbot. User: I've been to France, that's true, but never to that region. [/QUOTE]
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