Sure, "In space no one can hear you scream," but duct-taped to a locker with a jock strap stuffed in your mouth, no one can hear you scream either. Friggin' high-school gym class.
And for payback, that is the reason they made Atomic Balm, its waterproof and heats up like noones business, apply that to the transgressors in the appropriate spot just before the end of gym class....you just can't wash it off, Aint that a shame?