HDRKID
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I plan to talk about my experiences. Here we go.
Walking to school was a real pain. I had few friends and many enemies. Kids were teasing me about seeing a flying saucer. They asked me if I saw some little green men. Oh no, the bell rang.
Dashing off to class, my heart was racing. Finally, all out of breath, I sat down in my chair, but the teacher was late for some reason. That was a big break for me. I had already been late three times this year.
Well, our teacher was an obese old man. He was so ugly that it was no wonder he had no woman. They like rich handsome young men. He was old and poor.
The teacher asked us. "Alright, can any of you dummies name all six of the noble gases?"
I raised my hand and then stood up. All eyes were on me. "Helium, radon, argon, neon, xenon, an KRYPTONITE! I mean um KRYPTON..."
There were hoots of laughter in the class room.
Mr. Clarkson barked, "SHUT UP... you morons!"
Walter Wigginham stood up. "Mr. Clark Kent, did he say KRYPTONITE? That is what super man uses."
Sadly, more hoots of laughter erupted in the hallowed halls of learning.
Clarkson exploded, "SIT DOWN... you STUPID clown!"
Walter bowed and sat down. "Golly Mr. Clarkson, I was just joshing with you."
Clarkson said with an edge in his voice. "YEAH? Go to the office - RIGHT NOW!"
Walter slowly walked out of the class room. His head was down and he was not laughing any more.
Peter Miller said, "I got some noble gas." He then farted - "POOOT!"
Right then the whole class room exploded in laughter and we were roaring. I laughed so hard I was crying.
Peter added, "That fart smells like a rotten egg. It is so rotten, I can taste it. It tastes like $%&@ - hahaha!"
Clarkson struggle to regain control as we laughed some more. He yelled, "SHUPPUD DAMMIT! #$%#%!"
He glared at Pete. "Hey you, off to the office were you can join your enemies. I said – GET OUT YOU STUPID Motha@#%#^ !!!"
Mr. Peter Miller walked out smiling as he added, "My fart was crap tonite."
Principal Ambrose was on the PA. "Students, please remember that tomorrow is a teacher planning day and you do not have to come in. Have a nice long weekend - thank you."
The teacher grabbed his book. "W-Where w-were w-weee..."
Peals of laughter erupted from the back of the class room.
Clarkson screamed at us. "Alright, that's enough you STUPID apes!"
Marcus Washington stood up. "Hey man, I was a slave for two hundred years. I don't like being called no ape."
Clarkson glared at the fat Jamaican. "Mr. Washington, you can join Mr. Wigginham in the office - RIGHT NOW!"
After class, I went over to the principal’s office. Principal Ambrose was talking to a pretty blonde secretary. He was a severe man. Lines on his face spoke to great age. Oh wow, could have been her father as he has a paternal air. There were inside many boxing trophies from a by gone age. Back then he was a lot younger.
He looked at me. "What's wrong son?"
I said, "Mr. Ambrose, I would like to be transferred to another class room sir. Mr. Clarkson called Marcus Washington an ape. That is racism."
Ambrose looked like he just touched a live wire. He did not want to see a lot of television cameras or a news crew.
The white haired principal glared at me. "HUH? What did you say? I can put you in Mrs. Chang's class room. Ah, is that OK with you?"
I nodded, "Ah, yes sir. Thank you sir."
He barked over the PA. "CLARKSON, I need to see you."
Clarkson soon stumbled in. He glared at me.
Ambrose straightened his bow tie and looked at my teacher - right in the eye. "Did you call Marcus Washington an ape? Hey, answer me."
Clarkson said, "Look, I am very busy right now - "
Ambrose shouted, "BUSY, you say? Well, you are going to be a lot less busy real soon..... CLARKSON, you are FIRED! Pick your $@%@ up, and get your ass out!"
The use of profanity shocked my young ears. I did not expect it from the friendly fatherly figure any more than seeing our pope cursing.
He turned toward me. "Ah, you can go home now son."
I said, "Thank you sir."
After that I marched out of the horrible red brick building and walked on home wishing I was anywhere else in the universe.
School was a prison. All that was missing was razor wire.
OK as I walked to the park, I noticed that the grass was green. That is because they water it, but the rest of the grass in my neighborhood was brown because we got no rain.
Right then I heard a strange noise. After that I looked up. There is was... a large silvery disk flying saucer. I wish with all my might that I could be up there with them instead of down here in this horrible sewer.
Suddenly, I was on board the flying saucer. It was as cold as a freezer room. Bright light assaulted my eyes. Then I detected the pungent smell of ozone. The aliens started hugging me. All of them looked the same. They had pale skin and hair as white as fresh fallen snow. Most were skinny to the point of anorexia.
Inside the space ship is drab and gray. There are no paintings nor sculptures any. UFO had strange humming noises. It felt clinical and totally devoid of any artistic expression. Place is similar to an industrial warehouse in some ways. That said, the aliens sure are friendly and nice. Like they are so happy to see me. Frankly, some were grabbing me and jumping for joy.
Oh wow, these aliens have no concept of personal space. Still, it was a lot better than being at school and listening to long boring lectures that go on an on. The alien language contains clicking sounds and dolphin noises. Actually, it contains trillions of words, but those are necessary. Richness of their language is something that is hard for me to convey.
Pam showed up. She was my contact person. This girl was half alien and half human, but she acted a lot more alien than me. She grabbed my hand and took me to a place that smelled like ammonia. It was the decontamination room. I changed out of my school clothes into the white robes that they wear.
Maybe I did something bad as in bringing in germs. This place was so pure. Pam looked into my eyes. She was mind linking with me. Although I know the alien language, she often practices her English on me. For example, she likes to speak in English using an accent that is very curious.
"Adamite, we are greatly honored to be in your presence. Please, be not afraid, as we would never hurt you in any way. How may we serve you?"
I said "HUH???" Then I noticed to my horror that planet earth was a tiny blue dot getting smaller real fast even. "Pam, um.... where we going?"
She smiled, "Planet Belkinizar, it is in another universe. There is more an one." I shouted, "What's the matter with you? If I get home late, dad will hit me."
Pam continued looking at me. "Please do not worry. All those things on earth will soon be gone. There will be a nuclear war soon. However, I hope that you will stay on with me. Planet Belkinizar is both safe and secure."
I shouted. "Ah, when is soon? I have to get back home soon. Dad will get mad - at me!"
She smiled all the more. Then she said in a serene voice. "Actually, it is very soon. This event will happen in a few years. All your cities will be gone."
I was near panic. My heart was racing. "Dad says I am to walk straight home and he -"
Pam's smile was gone. "Human, do not worry. I have time travel technology, and you will soon arrive. Ah yes, 15 minutes before usual even. Also, your dad has a late meeting today and so does your mom."
Suddenly, we teleported down to an alien world which was amazing. I stood on the shores of a large inland sea. Far off into the horizon I saw twin suns setting. They were binary stars; one was small and red, but the other was large and orange."
I did gasp, "It is so beautiful that it takes my breath away. Pam, thank you."
She intoned, "Human, we are now in an enormous universe. It is far larger than your own. Also, it is more wondrous than you can even imagine."
I am a very average person. Yet, I felt that I was lucky to see this place with the two suns. Still, an over powering sadness came over me. I had parents, but Pam was an orphan and had no one."
Pam read my mind and said, "Human, you are wrong. I have a lil sis. RIN is her name."
Suddenly, as if on queue... a red head girl shows up. She looked a lot more human than PAM, and was wearing average human clothes even. Also, she was full of energy.
Rin said, "Hi Pammy, um yes, you are older than me. HAH! Like only by one minute - yes one." She did not look at me. In fact, she quickly ran away.
Pam shouted, "Rin Rin come back here! I wanna talk to you!"
However, Rin ran over the next rise. She was soon gone.
Pam said, "I think you need to get home before your mom comes. The time machine is broken again. OK, say sayonara to the twin suns."
Both suns were gone. Stars were popping. Oh wow, there were so many. I shouted, "I am must be the luckiest kid in the whole universe!"
She teleported directly to my house with me. I heard a loud knock on the front door. Who could it be so late?
It was mom. She forgot the house key again. She asked me. "Who is that girl?"
Suddenly, there was a bright flash of white light and PAM was gone.
My mom said, "Don't worry. It is my eyes. They are playing tricks again."
Certainly, it was dark outside and way past evening. OH NO! I forgot to do my chores again. Life sux! Maybe tomorrow, I can do em.
Well, no such luck, as my mom started complaining that I have not taken the trash out and put it into the garbage can. She lectured me for over one hour and ended with "WAIT UNTIL YOUR FATHER COMES HOME!"
I told dad what happened and he looked at me with a conspiratorial grin. "There is a beautiful red head in your class called PAM and you dreamed you were with her on Planet Bikini?"
Walking to school was a real pain. I had few friends and many enemies. Kids were teasing me about seeing a flying saucer. They asked me if I saw some little green men. Oh no, the bell rang.
Dashing off to class, my heart was racing. Finally, all out of breath, I sat down in my chair, but the teacher was late for some reason. That was a big break for me. I had already been late three times this year.
Well, our teacher was an obese old man. He was so ugly that it was no wonder he had no woman. They like rich handsome young men. He was old and poor.
The teacher asked us. "Alright, can any of you dummies name all six of the noble gases?"
I raised my hand and then stood up. All eyes were on me. "Helium, radon, argon, neon, xenon, an KRYPTONITE! I mean um KRYPTON..."
There were hoots of laughter in the class room.
Mr. Clarkson barked, "SHUT UP... you morons!"
Walter Wigginham stood up. "Mr. Clark Kent, did he say KRYPTONITE? That is what super man uses."
Sadly, more hoots of laughter erupted in the hallowed halls of learning.
Clarkson exploded, "SIT DOWN... you STUPID clown!"
Walter bowed and sat down. "Golly Mr. Clarkson, I was just joshing with you."
Clarkson said with an edge in his voice. "YEAH? Go to the office - RIGHT NOW!"
Walter slowly walked out of the class room. His head was down and he was not laughing any more.
Peter Miller said, "I got some noble gas." He then farted - "POOOT!"
Right then the whole class room exploded in laughter and we were roaring. I laughed so hard I was crying.
Peter added, "That fart smells like a rotten egg. It is so rotten, I can taste it. It tastes like $%&@ - hahaha!"
Clarkson struggle to regain control as we laughed some more. He yelled, "SHUPPUD DAMMIT! #$%#%!"
He glared at Pete. "Hey you, off to the office were you can join your enemies. I said – GET OUT YOU STUPID Motha@#%#^ !!!"
Mr. Peter Miller walked out smiling as he added, "My fart was crap tonite."
Principal Ambrose was on the PA. "Students, please remember that tomorrow is a teacher planning day and you do not have to come in. Have a nice long weekend - thank you."
The teacher grabbed his book. "W-Where w-were w-weee..."
Peals of laughter erupted from the back of the class room.
Clarkson screamed at us. "Alright, that's enough you STUPID apes!"
Marcus Washington stood up. "Hey man, I was a slave for two hundred years. I don't like being called no ape."
Clarkson glared at the fat Jamaican. "Mr. Washington, you can join Mr. Wigginham in the office - RIGHT NOW!"
After class, I went over to the principal’s office. Principal Ambrose was talking to a pretty blonde secretary. He was a severe man. Lines on his face spoke to great age. Oh wow, could have been her father as he has a paternal air. There were inside many boxing trophies from a by gone age. Back then he was a lot younger.
He looked at me. "What's wrong son?"
I said, "Mr. Ambrose, I would like to be transferred to another class room sir. Mr. Clarkson called Marcus Washington an ape. That is racism."
Ambrose looked like he just touched a live wire. He did not want to see a lot of television cameras or a news crew.
The white haired principal glared at me. "HUH? What did you say? I can put you in Mrs. Chang's class room. Ah, is that OK with you?"
I nodded, "Ah, yes sir. Thank you sir."
He barked over the PA. "CLARKSON, I need to see you."
Clarkson soon stumbled in. He glared at me.
Ambrose straightened his bow tie and looked at my teacher - right in the eye. "Did you call Marcus Washington an ape? Hey, answer me."
Clarkson said, "Look, I am very busy right now - "
Ambrose shouted, "BUSY, you say? Well, you are going to be a lot less busy real soon..... CLARKSON, you are FIRED! Pick your $@%@ up, and get your ass out!"
The use of profanity shocked my young ears. I did not expect it from the friendly fatherly figure any more than seeing our pope cursing.
He turned toward me. "Ah, you can go home now son."
I said, "Thank you sir."
After that I marched out of the horrible red brick building and walked on home wishing I was anywhere else in the universe.
School was a prison. All that was missing was razor wire.
OK as I walked to the park, I noticed that the grass was green. That is because they water it, but the rest of the grass in my neighborhood was brown because we got no rain.
Right then I heard a strange noise. After that I looked up. There is was... a large silvery disk flying saucer. I wish with all my might that I could be up there with them instead of down here in this horrible sewer.
Suddenly, I was on board the flying saucer. It was as cold as a freezer room. Bright light assaulted my eyes. Then I detected the pungent smell of ozone. The aliens started hugging me. All of them looked the same. They had pale skin and hair as white as fresh fallen snow. Most were skinny to the point of anorexia.
Inside the space ship is drab and gray. There are no paintings nor sculptures any. UFO had strange humming noises. It felt clinical and totally devoid of any artistic expression. Place is similar to an industrial warehouse in some ways. That said, the aliens sure are friendly and nice. Like they are so happy to see me. Frankly, some were grabbing me and jumping for joy.
Oh wow, these aliens have no concept of personal space. Still, it was a lot better than being at school and listening to long boring lectures that go on an on. The alien language contains clicking sounds and dolphin noises. Actually, it contains trillions of words, but those are necessary. Richness of their language is something that is hard for me to convey.
Pam showed up. She was my contact person. This girl was half alien and half human, but she acted a lot more alien than me. She grabbed my hand and took me to a place that smelled like ammonia. It was the decontamination room. I changed out of my school clothes into the white robes that they wear.
Maybe I did something bad as in bringing in germs. This place was so pure. Pam looked into my eyes. She was mind linking with me. Although I know the alien language, she often practices her English on me. For example, she likes to speak in English using an accent that is very curious.
"Adamite, we are greatly honored to be in your presence. Please, be not afraid, as we would never hurt you in any way. How may we serve you?"
I said "HUH???" Then I noticed to my horror that planet earth was a tiny blue dot getting smaller real fast even. "Pam, um.... where we going?"
She smiled, "Planet Belkinizar, it is in another universe. There is more an one." I shouted, "What's the matter with you? If I get home late, dad will hit me."
Pam continued looking at me. "Please do not worry. All those things on earth will soon be gone. There will be a nuclear war soon. However, I hope that you will stay on with me. Planet Belkinizar is both safe and secure."
I shouted. "Ah, when is soon? I have to get back home soon. Dad will get mad - at me!"
She smiled all the more. Then she said in a serene voice. "Actually, it is very soon. This event will happen in a few years. All your cities will be gone."
I was near panic. My heart was racing. "Dad says I am to walk straight home and he -"
Pam's smile was gone. "Human, do not worry. I have time travel technology, and you will soon arrive. Ah yes, 15 minutes before usual even. Also, your dad has a late meeting today and so does your mom."
Suddenly, we teleported down to an alien world which was amazing. I stood on the shores of a large inland sea. Far off into the horizon I saw twin suns setting. They were binary stars; one was small and red, but the other was large and orange."
I did gasp, "It is so beautiful that it takes my breath away. Pam, thank you."
She intoned, "Human, we are now in an enormous universe. It is far larger than your own. Also, it is more wondrous than you can even imagine."
I am a very average person. Yet, I felt that I was lucky to see this place with the two suns. Still, an over powering sadness came over me. I had parents, but Pam was an orphan and had no one."
Pam read my mind and said, "Human, you are wrong. I have a lil sis. RIN is her name."
Suddenly, as if on queue... a red head girl shows up. She looked a lot more human than PAM, and was wearing average human clothes even. Also, she was full of energy.
Rin said, "Hi Pammy, um yes, you are older than me. HAH! Like only by one minute - yes one." She did not look at me. In fact, she quickly ran away.
Pam shouted, "Rin Rin come back here! I wanna talk to you!"
However, Rin ran over the next rise. She was soon gone.
Pam said, "I think you need to get home before your mom comes. The time machine is broken again. OK, say sayonara to the twin suns."
Both suns were gone. Stars were popping. Oh wow, there were so many. I shouted, "I am must be the luckiest kid in the whole universe!"
She teleported directly to my house with me. I heard a loud knock on the front door. Who could it be so late?
It was mom. She forgot the house key again. She asked me. "Who is that girl?"
Suddenly, there was a bright flash of white light and PAM was gone.
My mom said, "Don't worry. It is my eyes. They are playing tricks again."
Certainly, it was dark outside and way past evening. OH NO! I forgot to do my chores again. Life sux! Maybe tomorrow, I can do em.
Well, no such luck, as my mom started complaining that I have not taken the trash out and put it into the garbage can. She lectured me for over one hour and ended with "WAIT UNTIL YOUR FATHER COMES HOME!"
I told dad what happened and he looked at me with a conspiratorial grin. "There is a beautiful red head in your class called PAM and you dreamed you were with her on Planet Bikini?"
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