Looking for a friend of mine

[Stingray]

I'm looking for a certain person, a man that goes by the name John.

 

[Philarchus]

Surname? Appearance? Nationality? Age? ....

 

[Romeo Anderson]

I'm looking for a certain person, a man that goes by the name John.

Interesting. What are we supposed to do for you exactly?

 

[taykair]

I'm looking for a certain person, a man that goes by the name John.

Well, that is a rather unusual name. I'm sure we'll have no trouble locating him.

While we're at it, will someone please find me the "sarcasm" smiley?

 

[TimeFlipper]

Perhaps if we play the music to that great 1960s TV show called Stingray, John might be telepathically alerted ..