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Red states, blue states
This seems about the best place to put the Email I received last week conserning Dubya. Grab a cuppa, its a read.
QUOTE:
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCES WHEN VOTING IN 2004
EXPERIENCE AND EDUCATION
I was arrested in Kennebunkpurt, Maine in 1976 for driving under the influence, DUI Alcohol. I pleaded guilty, paid a fine, my liscense was suspended for 30days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
MILITARY
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a Drug Test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas ANG, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
COLLEGE
I graduated from Yale with a low C average. I was a Cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE
I ran for Congress and lost.
I began my carreer in the oil business in Midland Texas in 1975.
I bought a oil company, but could not find any oil in Texas.
The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a Sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayers money.
With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including ENRON CEO Ken Lay) I was elected govenor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVENOR OF TEXAS
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of Billions in borrowed money.
I set the record for the most exceutions by any govenor in American history.
With the help of my brother, the govenor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing 500,000 votes
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT
I am the first President in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of "Over one Billion Dollars per Week"
I spent the US surplus and effectively bankrupted the US Treasury.
I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in US history.
I set the record for the most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
I set the record for the most foreclosures in a 12 month period.
In my first year of office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues.
I take great pride that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US History.
I set the record for the most campaign fundrasing trips by a US President.
I am the US and World Record holder for receiving the most Corporate donations.
One of my best friends Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in the US history, ENRON.
My political party used ENRON private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the Supreme Court during my election decision.
I have protected my friends at ENRON and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate ripoffs in history.
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in the US history and REFUSED to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US History.
I changed the US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any president in US history.
I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, The largest bureaucracy in the history of the US government.
I've broken more international treaties than any President in US history.
I am the first President in the US history, to have the United Nations remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
I withdrew the US from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to US "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have violated their rights and the laws of the Geneva Convention.
I have set the record for fewest press conferences of any President since the advent of Television.
I set the record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.
I garnered the most sympathy for the US after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the US the most hated country in the world due to failure in diplomacy.
I set the record for most world wide, simultaneous protest against any one person in history. 15,000,000.
I am the first President in US history to cut health care benefits for war vetrans and support a cut in duty benifits for active duty troops and their families in wartime.
In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq, and them blamed the reasons on our British Friends.
I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace.
I am supporting development of a neuclear "Bunker Buster" a WMD.
I have not had time to attend any of the funerals of the men that have died for our country in this war. However, I did have time to attend more than 43 fundraising events of the Republican Party.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES
All records of my tenure as Govenor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
All records of the SEC investigation into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All records or minuets from meetings that I or my Vice President, attend regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
I have failed to horor my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to Justice.
Please Vote For Me.
And God Bless Me.
This seems about the best place to put the Email I received last week conserning Dubya. Grab a cuppa, its a read.
QUOTE:
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCES WHEN VOTING IN 2004
EXPERIENCE AND EDUCATION
I was arrested in Kennebunkpurt, Maine in 1976 for driving under the influence, DUI Alcohol. I pleaded guilty, paid a fine, my liscense was suspended for 30days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
MILITARY
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a Drug Test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas ANG, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
COLLEGE
I graduated from Yale with a low C average. I was a Cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE
I ran for Congress and lost.
I began my carreer in the oil business in Midland Texas in 1975.
I bought a oil company, but could not find any oil in Texas.
The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a Sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayers money.
With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including ENRON CEO Ken Lay) I was elected govenor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVENOR OF TEXAS
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of Billions in borrowed money.
I set the record for the most exceutions by any govenor in American history.
With the help of my brother, the govenor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing 500,000 votes
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT
I am the first President in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of "Over one Billion Dollars per Week"
I spent the US surplus and effectively bankrupted the US Treasury.
I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in US history.
I set the record for the most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
I set the record for the most foreclosures in a 12 month period.
In my first year of office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues.
I take great pride that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US History.
I set the record for the most campaign fundrasing trips by a US President.
I am the US and World Record holder for receiving the most Corporate donations.
One of my best friends Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in the US history, ENRON.
My political party used ENRON private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the Supreme Court during my election decision.
I have protected my friends at ENRON and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate ripoffs in history.
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in the US history and REFUSED to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US History.
I changed the US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any president in US history.
I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, The largest bureaucracy in the history of the US government.
I've broken more international treaties than any President in US history.
I am the first President in the US history, to have the United Nations remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
I withdrew the US from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to US "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have violated their rights and the laws of the Geneva Convention.
I have set the record for fewest press conferences of any President since the advent of Television.
I set the record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.
I garnered the most sympathy for the US after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the US the most hated country in the world due to failure in diplomacy.
I set the record for most world wide, simultaneous protest against any one person in history. 15,000,000.
I am the first President in US history to cut health care benefits for war vetrans and support a cut in duty benifits for active duty troops and their families in wartime.
In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq, and them blamed the reasons on our British Friends.
I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace.
I am supporting development of a neuclear "Bunker Buster" a WMD.
I have not had time to attend any of the funerals of the men that have died for our country in this war. However, I did have time to attend more than 43 fundraising events of the Republican Party.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES
All records of my tenure as Govenor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
All records of the SEC investigation into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All records or minuets from meetings that I or my Vice President, attend regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
I have failed to horor my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to Justice.
Please Vote For Me.
And God Bless Me.
