Talk in questions.
If you, as an Arch-Velcron where in a field of sheep, wouldn't that be a problem?
Would we then be required to knit you to freedom?
Would you look like a giant ball of belly-button fluff?
Would that not put your religiously fanatical Velcronies off being Velcronian?
With no Velcronies to Velcronate at, would your Church not collapse around your ears?
Or, is that what the Velcro is for, to keep you all together?
Do you have some Velcronies with the fluffy Velcro bit on and others with the toothy bit on, so that they do stick together in a crisis?
If you all walked the same, would that be regarded as Velcronicity?