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The Neverending Three Word Story

Once upon a time, in a land far away, there lived a very wise man, who liked to think about strange things. One of those things was abnormally strange, it was his time travel device. He used it to send Joan of Arc to 1985 where she became a dealer in Las Vegas and a Los Angelos city lawyer. Then one day she has an alter vu's (much like deja vu) in which she remembered logging onto a computer had a defective clock. She remembered that her brain was not her own. She took a chance that it was Paul's way of getting into her head.

Acting on her impulse to react, she ate a peanutbutter sandwich and a goat brain, washing it down with a mug of steaming oxblood. Three gallons worth. It was then that she upchucked! She then replied "Time to travel to the pharmacy." So she got some Pepto-Bismol and some Turbo-Lax for her recurrent Horrors of becoming a woman so fat she quit eating. Her anorexic phase, likened by Rousseau, reminded her of swooning to crooners and lap dancing in another timeline. She's stripping now to shower and coerce the sturgeon Resident of Roissy into sneaking upon the Bada-Bing club incognito though monogrammed travelling through time to sing with splendiforously magical tatas in the year of our lord 1356 A.D.; notwithstanding.

Then Anoah replied, no she didn?t, she's not creative , she thought, snorting.

The hovering DeLorean fell to earth, white powder fell from the glovebox and orange octopi began to worship. Jabba the Hutt subsequently telephoned his elder mother from BeetleJuice IIV, whereupon Gavin answered the Judge, who asked "Whats up doc?" Gavin answered saying, "I need counselling!" The Judge said "That sounds reasonable, and then stated ?You are Sick!!?

Gavin began crying when Saddam appeared; ?Pick a card? Better memorize them, cauz I'am gonna mix em up!!? Saddam hurriedly mixed the cards. Gavin picked his nose, while waiting for his brain to start up. ?You loser infidel!? mumbled Jabba inaudibly. Gavin was speechless and blameless too. He then began to simply drool.

Thereupon sanguine marsupials suffered terrible tintinnabulation and ###### themselves, thus suffering spontaneous mitosis while L.A burned like campfire marshmallows.

(Gavin?s brain again), turning into a lump of goo, oozed out from his ears slowly, until all his brains were gone. A miasmic efflusion, vitrol and pustillence filled, engaged L.A. S.W.A.T. They named it, The Blob.
 

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