The Neverending Three Word Story
." So she got
Once upon a time, in a land far away, there lived a very wise man, who liked to think about strange things. One of those things was abnormally strange, it was his time travel device. He used it to send Joan of Arc to 1985 where she became a dealer in Las Vegas and a Los Angelos city lawyer. Then one day she has an alter vu's (much like deja vu) in which she remembered logging onto a computer had a defective clock. She remembered that her brain was not her own. She took a chance that it was Paul's way of getting into her head.
Acting on her impulse to react, she ate a peanutbutter sandwich and a goat brain, washing it down with a mug of steaming oxblood. Three gallons worth. It was then that she upchucked! She then replied "Time to travel to the pharmacy." So she got