" First, you block the toilet with a towel. Then you fill the bowel with ice cream, chocolate sauce, sprinkles or any of your favourite toppings. Drain the water from the system and fill it with milk. Then when you flush the toilet the milk will come out and mix all the ingredients in the bowel. "
Fish, "Made you blink."
Diver, "No, you didn't!"
"Yes I did!"
"When?!"
"Just now!"
"I didn't blink."
"Yes you did!"
"No..I Didn't! Just who do you think you are anyway??"
"I'm a Fish and this, is the ocean.
So, what are you?"
"I'm Batman!!"
Fish, "No you're not."
Diver, "Yes, I Am!"
"No, you most certainly are not Batman...And You JUST BLINKED!!!"
"No...I didn't!!"
"Yes...You did!!"
"No....
"Yes......
.......
......"
The diver eventually ran out of air and had to leave and
the Fish just swam away into the sunset.
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