Whiny Christian here, guess I'm stepping on everyone's toes. I'll tell a funny Buddha story. A neighbor lady had fat, bald, Buddha, statues all over her house. You rubbed on his belly for luck, one for money, one for love. Each Buddha granted a different favor. Before she and a friend went on a day cruise gambling ship, she rubbed the luck Buddha. She lost around 250 dollars and her friend, who's Agnostic, (doesn't really believe in anything), won 250. Go figure.