Three questions.

hueyp

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Three questions.

Originally posted by CaryP@Oct 5 2004, 03:15 PM
Frogs are green because they are, and not all frogs are green.

Dogs' farts smell so bad because they are primarily carnivores - meat decays in a more foul manner than vegitation.

When you drink enough Jack Daniel's, you'll get a good night's sleep.

Why did the Bush administration tell so many lies to invade and occupy Iraq?

Do you think the occupation is going well?

When will the debt bubble implode of its own weight?

Cary


iraq's oil will support the war machine that will takeover most of the world.

the occupation is going as bad(or good to some) as its supposed to.

i dont understand which debt bubble :-/.

and alcohol actually makes u wake up a few short hours later :)




1. what is your favorite vegetable?

2. what are you doing about the upcoming crisis?

3. how many pounds of impacted fecal matter were in elvis when he died?
 

Timmy G

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Three questions.

1. what is your favorite vegetable?
Potato (a million ways to make 'em)

2. what are you doing about the upcoming crisis?
There's a crisis? No, seriously... if you are referring to what is happening in the world around us on a daily basis; I am in the middle of changing vocations and plan on living somewhere out west where there are many fewer peeps. Forestry Service / National Park work - when push comes to shove I'll survive better with mother nature at my side instead of thousands of angry citizens.

3. how many pounds of impacted fecal matter were in elvis when he died? none, he just got done takin a crap and died.. or was it - he died tryin? hmmm. can I change my answer?

How long before aliens actually land and say hello (instead of doing those annoying flyby's)?

Name three people, alive or dead - real or fictional, with whom you would love to share a twenty minute conversation with.

What is one thing you would ask of one of those people (name the question and the person you would ask).
 

TimeWizardCosmo

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Three questions.

Originally posted by Timmy G@Oct 28 2004, 12:16 AM
How long before aliens actually land and say hello (instead of doing those annoying flyby's)?

Name three people, alive or dead - real or fictional, with whom you would love to share a twenty minute conversation with.

What is one thing you would ask of one of those people (name the question and the person you would ask).

1-- 4 years, 7 months, 3 weeks, 2 days, 17 hours and 22 seconds... Starting.... NOW.

2-- Andy Kaufman, James Earl Jones and Alec Guinness.

3-- Andy Kaufman: Can I have your autograph?

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1-- What's your deepest, darkest secret?

2-- If you could only eat one food, the same kind, every day of your life for every meal from now on... What would it be?

3-- Can I have a dollar?
 

Ralan

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Three questions.

1-- What's your deepest, darkest secret?

2-- If you could only eat one food, the same kind, every day of your life for every meal from now on... What would it be?

3-- Can I have a dollar?

1. I used to be a woman. That's what you wanted, right?

2. The sensible answer would be some kind of nutrient mush like they eat in The Matrix, but the first thing that came to mind was cheese.

3. The answer to that question is already within you, deep down. You only have to look, and you will find it.

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1. 3 is to 7 as six-legged marmots are to ____. (What word goes there?)

2. Where is my tosis?

3. Where did I leave my trousers?
 

dancho

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Three questions.

Originally posted by Ralan@Nov 3 2004, 04:46 PM
1. 3 is to 7 as six-legged marmots are to ____. (What word goes there?)

2. Where is my tosis?

3. Where did I leave my trousers?


1. Mallards

2. On your feetsis

3. Yes, I wanted a woman.


1. What is the meaning of The Grail?

2. What rough beast slouches toward Bethlehem to be born?

3. Madam, am I Adam?
 

ZeoEmeraude

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Three questions.

Originally posted by dancho+Nov 25 2004, 12:27 AM--><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Ralan@Nov 3 2004, 04:46 PM
1.? 3 is to 7 as six-legged marmots are to ____. (What word goes there?)

2.? Where is my tosis?

3.? Where did I leave my trousers?


1. Mallards

2. On your feetsis

3. Yes, I wanted a woman.


1. What is the meaning of The Grail?

2. What rough beast slouches toward Bethlehem to be born?

3. Madam, am I Adam?

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#1: The grail is to live....read my thread on it.
#2: Who cares....we will all be dead when we are supposed to see it.
#3: Only if your name is Adam,lol


My Questions:

#1: What is Adama's role on my favorite series?(name the actor and series)

#2: Who said: "No!...You let her go now Bodie!!!!!" (Name the movie and actor)

#3: (Hard one) Tell me how much total money Tiger Woods won in his 2000 PGA Tour?
 

Grayson

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Three questions.

Originally posted by ZeoEmeraude@Nov 25 2004, 08:22 AM


My Questions:

#1: What is Adama's role on my favorite series?(name the actor and series)

#2: Who said: \"No!...You let her go now Bodie!!!!!\" (Name the movie and actor)

#3: (Hard one) Tell me how much total money Tiger Woods won in his 2000 PGA Tour?


Hmmm, Commander of the Galactica and last Admiral of the Colonial Fleet. Played, currently, by Edward James Olmos... who is doing a damn fine job.

Now, the only one I can think of is Martin Shaw in the Professionals.

Tiger Woods made a TRUCKLOAD of money.

Q1: "C'mon Sal, the Tigers are playing tonight, and I never miss a game". Character and film please?

Q2: How would a surrealist reply to THIS question?

Q3: What is the answer to the ultimate question?

:blink: :D ;)
 
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Three questions.

1. Clarence, Robocop

2. There is a question in a question there

3. 42

My questions:

1. What is the name of the computer in 2001: a space odyssey?
2. What is the square root of pi?
3. When did I write this post?
 

TimeWizardCosmo

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Three questions.

1-
HAL 9000?

2-
Ummm... Cake.

3-
Sometime between the beginning of time, and today at 7:37 PM.
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What was the name of the man who designed Yoda?

How many fingers am I holding up?

Who let the dogs out?
 
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Three questions.

1) Frank Oz?
2) As many as you want to...
3) You, You, You...

My questions

1) What Graphics card does my computer have?
2) What is your favorite fast food?
3) Will you join Vegetarianism Kills?
 

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