Time Travel Joke

[HDRKID]

Time Travel Joke

Kid - Dad, last night I closed my eyes... like suddenly, now it is morning.
Dad - That does occur.
Kid - Dad, I think I am a time traveller.

 

[TimeFlipper]

Guy in a 25 mile Marathon race swallowed a clock, to prove that time-travelling is true!

 

[titorite]

Oh god these puns.

 

[starfighter]

Serious about time travel? I have a meeting in the UK last Thursday if anyone wants to meet up?