🎲 Forum Game What is the first animal to defecate? Wrong answers only.

[PaulaJedi]

What is the first animal to defecate?
Wrong answers only.

Who's first?

 

[Wind7]

My Great-great-great-great-great-great Grandmother's ex husband's best friend's great-great-great grandmother.

The droppings are kept in the Galactic Turd Museum located 3° North of the Polar Star Antares
which appears as an overly large cloud of Methane (which is a ruse btw) that seemingly has no opening.
It just continues to grow...And grow....And grow.

Of course, this is undocumented information that nobody would ever believe as.....
....The evidence has been Wiped Away.

 

[PaulaJedi]

Which came first, the chicken or the turd?

I think it’s the chicken.

 

[MODAT7]

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg, but from an animal that's not a chicken...

 

[Mayhem]

Its this a joke? i cant work it out..............

 

[Num7]

Me neither. Is it a thread for poop jokes? What are the rules?

 

[Mayhem]

 

[Einstein]

Me neither. Is it a thread for poop jokes? What are the rules?

Anything but rules.

Mary had a little Devil that laid golden eggs.

 

[Wind7]

What is the first animal to defecate?
Wrong answers only.

Who's first?

The Puffer Fish........After it was given a sudden and unexpected....., 'Outlet'.

(Pffffffffffffffffffffff---------)

Was re-named the Flying Fish.

 

[PaulaJedi]

Me neither. Is it a thread for poop jokes? What are the rules?

No rules, just wrong answers. Want me to label this a game?