Where are the mole people?

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Cross-border tunnel length of six football fields found linking Tijuana, San Diego

Are mole people held hostage by Mexican cartels for their tunnel digging ability? Or did the cartel spook them away and find a new use of their natural habitat?

 

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The mole people found good pay under the tutelage
of King Bowser Koopa:

 

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The mole people found good pay under the tutelage
of King Bowser Koopa:

So the tunnels aren't used to transport drugs, but to grow magic mushroom and let Mario who is a short Italian guy collect them and get higher.

 

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Cross-border tunnel length of six football fields found linking Tijuana, San Diego

Are mole people held hostage by Mexican cartels for their tunnel digging ability? Or did the cartel spook them away and find a new use of their natural habitat?

 

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So the tunnels aren't used to transport drugs, but to grow magic mushroom and let Mario who is a short Italian guy collect them and get higher.

Exactly. And Princess Peach is kidnapped as part of a false flag concocted by both the princess and Bowser
whom in reality are actually married to cover up the entire magic mushroom harvesting operation.

 

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That is a lot of shrooms lol