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John Titor's Legacy
Why did Titor say 'go north'?
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<blockquote data-quote="StarLord" data-source="post: 6437" data-attributes="member: 44"><p><strong>Why did Titor say 'go north'?</strong></p><p></p><p>Funny you should mention that Brother,</p><p></p><p>It has been arranged for Frank Zappa to come back for 4 years to put things straight. His price was to see Bush in Hell first but when Hell heard about this, they took a vote and unamiously voted : "that there was no way in here that we would take Bush, you send his sorry ass some where else" So after further dickering, trading and persuasion, Bush will appear exactly 5 minutes before the big bang right at the center of everything, this in turn will place him bent over right behind a black hole,......The, ah, logistics are a little fuzzy after this, but I have been assured...Let's see here.......(rustle of contract noises)... that it will last for ever, it's really, really, painfull, there is no chance of blacking out or self hypnotism, absolutely no out of body experiences, no chance of explosions ever.</p><p></p><p>Lets see...(more rustling of contract) The terms are: Tours will be given and charged for, a sign "Willy da Pimp" must hang above the just ends, Ahem, Exhibit and one half of the proceeds must go towards freedom of musical expression in perpituity.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="StarLord, post: 6437, member: 44"] [b]Why did Titor say 'go north'?[/b] Funny you should mention that Brother, It has been arranged for Frank Zappa to come back for 4 years to put things straight. His price was to see Bush in Hell first but when Hell heard about this, they took a vote and unamiously voted : "that there was no way in here that we would take Bush, you send his sorry ass some where else" So after further dickering, trading and persuasion, Bush will appear exactly 5 minutes before the big bang right at the center of everything, this in turn will place him bent over right behind a black hole,......The, ah, logistics are a little fuzzy after this, but I have been assured...Let's see here.......(rustle of contract noises)... that it will last for ever, it's really, really, painfull, there is no chance of blacking out or self hypnotism, absolutely no out of body experiences, no chance of explosions ever. Lets see...(more rustling of contract) The terms are: Tours will be given and charged for, a sign "Willy da Pimp" must hang above the just ends, Ahem, Exhibit and one half of the proceeds must go towards freedom of musical expression in perpituity. [/QUOTE]
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