TimeFlipper
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All seven just like DawgYou know you're getting old when....
1) You and your teeth don't sleep together.
2) You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
3) You regret all those mistakes you made resisting temptation.
4) You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
5) Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
6) You only own cactus now, after the failed attempts to remember to water the roses.
7) You only own goldfish now. Poor, sad, dehydrated Mr. Kibbles. May he RIP.
Number 5...most definitely!
Well...sort of..
Lol!