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    I find it strange that Putin has yet to announce referendums for US states to join Russia after...

    I find it strange that Putin has yet to announce referendums for US states to join Russia after taking direct control of the country.
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    Had a McSpicy Sandwich for Lunch

    I have been pooping blood for days after eating the spicy pizza I made.
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    Alright which one is Trump

    Not me.
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    And they have the esquivalience to teach us fake words.

    And they have the esquivalience to teach us fake words.
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    Time Travel Objects

    While you could send some cash in a time capsule and hope that someone in the future reads your note and sends something back in time, the cash would most likely be expired once it arrives. If you send gold instead, they will probably just take it and laugh at you.
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    🛡️ Debate Is Donald Trump one of Prigozjin's disguises?

    Now that "Trump" is openly sharing Nato secrets with Putin, it looks like comrade Prigozjin has completed his mission of infiltrating the decadent west.
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    Esquivalience started as a fake word against copyright theft in a dictionary, but now it has...

    Esquivalience started as a fake word against copyright theft in a dictionary, but now it has become necessary to describe current world politics.
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    Try finding a volunteer vet.

    Try finding a volunteer vet.
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    Fire on my Property Last Night

    Maybe bring some junkies to the place, then they bring some friends who bring some friends... Then they have to close down to avoid theft.
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    Fire on my Property Last Night

    So the police are okay with them having a meth lab there?
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    Did you get that card after getting probed?

    Did you get that card after getting probed?
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    [IMG] Charities often say that money is better than words, but one endangered bird can be saved...

    Charities often say that money is better than words, but one endangered bird can be saved from extinction by words alone, the O RLY bird.
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    Two orders for galactopyranosyl with ascorbic acid. We'll just take dihydromonoxide with a...

    Two orders for galactopyranosyl with ascorbic acid. We'll just take dihydromonoxide with a little natrium chloride to drink with that. Would you like some color additives? Do you still have sulfonatophenylazo? No, but we still have sulfophenyl. That should fool me.
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    The Anti-Universe

    So matter flows into our direction of time while anti-matter flows in the opposite direction of time, like a sphere radiating in all directions and the layers of the sphere are perceived as linear time only going forward. Like hitting into a water surface sideways so that one side's ripples are...
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    The chuckingly chucking chuck would woodingly woodchuck as much chuck as chuckingly possible for...

    The chuckingly chucking chuck would woodingly woodchuck as much chuck as chuckingly possible for a woodchuckingly woodchuck to chuck.

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