dibism

While waiting in line for toilets at work, a wise man from India told me to go for a walk. But when I nodded and told him that I was going on a spiritual journey, he shook his head and could not stop laughing. Seems like people do not take my newly found faith in dibbism seriously at workplaces...

For people who don't like sharing, call dibs on things and shout "don't touch my stuff!", while hoarding the last office supplies at work. Followers need to have their own toiled both at home and at work, enforced as your religious right whenever applicable. The religion values privacy...