2nd brain in your butt

[Wind7]

I was taking a subway out of Manhattan, I noticed I was sitting on a newspaper
when this stranger asked me, "Are you reading that?"

So I got up, turned the page and sat back down on the paper and replied, "Yes, I am."

- Steven Wright

 

[OakFieldAlienz444]

Hey instead of "My gut tells me"

"My butt tells me"