Mr Scientist
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Hello Punters,
Acting on a tip-off I headed up north to intercept a being of alien origins that I believed accosted me some time ago in a toilet cubicle.
I took a snapshot of this porta toilet in a lorry drivers lay-by that I discovered was being used as a portal to another dimension to another time.
I initially checked inside and discover nothing out of the unusual except the name. I retreated to some bushes and laid in wait.
In the early hours of the morning a sudden wind picked up and I heard what can only best be described as a loud raspberry. I saw around the gaps of the toilet door a bright light from within, when the door flung open and......
That's salty dude that tryed to accost me some weeks earlier step out.
Pale grey skin gaunt and wide-eyed he stood a few seconds posing in a garish draylon suit and and ill-fitting fedora hat.
He closed the toilet door took two steps, then I sprung into action. I pounced from those bushes like a whirling dervish and booted him up the derriere with my winklepickers.
A skirmish ensued.....
Lightning-fast he grabbed me and I retaliated by delivering a crucifying bitch slap, that sent his hat flying. I got a good look at this fiends face and realised I was toe to toe with some sort of alien humanoid.
He soon got the better of me with his unearthly strength and reflexes. Throwing me to the ground and attempting what is known in martial art circles as a rear mount.
Fearing for the worst....
Two burley lorry drivers turned up with one who look like Arthur Mullard exclaiming "What the fook is going on!" They pulled him off me and not a moment too soon. However he quickly broke free from them and took off like a gazelle into the dark and disappeared.
With my shirt ripped and holding my trousers up as my braces had been broken. The other lorry driver who looked like the late Barry Chuckles handed me my phone that had got broken and asked if I was alright.
I was and turned to see a young chick, now standing by the toilet. She introduced herself and thanked the two lorry drivers but said she would take it from here.
She led me back to the main road and said she would explain everything on the way back to the hotel I was staying.
I learnt she was a time traveller from the future and she had a lot to say but.....
That another story!
Mr Scientist
Acting on a tip-off I headed up north to intercept a being of alien origins that I believed accosted me some time ago in a toilet cubicle.
I took a snapshot of this porta toilet in a lorry drivers lay-by that I discovered was being used as a portal to another dimension to another time.
I initially checked inside and discover nothing out of the unusual except the name. I retreated to some bushes and laid in wait.
In the early hours of the morning a sudden wind picked up and I heard what can only best be described as a loud raspberry. I saw around the gaps of the toilet door a bright light from within, when the door flung open and......
That's salty dude that tryed to accost me some weeks earlier step out.
Pale grey skin gaunt and wide-eyed he stood a few seconds posing in a garish draylon suit and and ill-fitting fedora hat.
He closed the toilet door took two steps, then I sprung into action. I pounced from those bushes like a whirling dervish and booted him up the derriere with my winklepickers.
A skirmish ensued.....
Lightning-fast he grabbed me and I retaliated by delivering a crucifying bitch slap, that sent his hat flying. I got a good look at this fiends face and realised I was toe to toe with some sort of alien humanoid.
He soon got the better of me with his unearthly strength and reflexes. Throwing me to the ground and attempting what is known in martial art circles as a rear mount.
Fearing for the worst....
Two burley lorry drivers turned up with one who look like Arthur Mullard exclaiming "What the fook is going on!" They pulled him off me and not a moment too soon. However he quickly broke free from them and took off like a gazelle into the dark and disappeared.
With my shirt ripped and holding my trousers up as my braces had been broken. The other lorry driver who looked like the late Barry Chuckles handed me my phone that had got broken and asked if I was alright.
I was and turned to see a young chick, now standing by the toilet. She introduced herself and thanked the two lorry drivers but said she would take it from here.
She led me back to the main road and said she would explain everything on the way back to the hotel I was staying.
I learnt she was a time traveller from the future and she had a lot to say but.....
That another story!
Mr Scientist
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