Forum Game Give a wrong answer, ask a question

[StarLord]

Re: Give a wrong answer, ask a question

I've seen this one before. It depends on whether or not it's a curve ball or a slider.


When is everything, nothing and when is nothing, everything?

 

[Whitelight]

Re: Give a wrong answer, ask a question

When you're so drunk you don't know if your standing or not.


How drunk can you get?

 

[gl100]

Re: Give a wrong answer, ask a question

Depends on the smoker you drink.

Where is Jimmy Hoffa?

 

[Whitelight]

Re: Give a wrong answer, ask a question

In James Gandolfini's gut.

Are you a part of a "Family"?

 

[Harte]

Re: Give a wrong answer, ask a question

No, I sprang full grown from the toenail of an elephant (Horton.)


Why does the caged bird sing?

 

[StarLord]

Re: Give a wrong answer, ask a question

Not possible, Robert Stroud was tone deaf.


What was near Ft. Stinking Desert Cobalt Testing Range?

 

[Whitelight]

Re: Give a wrong answer, ask a question

A secret.


Why is my cat such an a**hole?

 

[Grayson]

Re: Give a wrong answer, ask a question

Because fish don't drive taxicabs.

What is the Pentagon?

 

[Whitelight]

Re: Give a wrong answer, ask a question

A shape with five sides and a non existant airplane smashed into the side of it.


Did Phil Schneider really lose his fingers to aliens?

 

[Grayson]

Re: Give a wrong answer, ask a question

Did Phil Schneider really lose his fingers to aliens?

Only on a Sunday.

If I fart and burp at the same time, will I implode in the resulting abdominal vacuum?