Had a McSpicy Sandwich for Lunch

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It's the new spicy McChicken sandwich. It's basically a McChicken, but with a super spicy chicken patty. Same mayo.

It's way spicier than I expected. After only 2 bites, my tongue was on fire! 🔥 It was hot! But not a good hot.

Take the habanero McChicken as an example. It's not that hot, sure. But it's tasty, it has a good habanero flavor. The McSpicy isn't tasty at all, it's just a chemical burn.

An hour later, my belly was rumbling quite a bit. Then we went to the yoga class. When I came back home 30 minutes ago, I felt like a terrifying giant bubble was growing inside my tummy. The omen of an immense disaster to come.

Now, as of writing this, I'm sitting on the toilet, contemplating my life choices. :fp: Dude, ouch!! 🔥🥵
 
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It was these lovely brats that once completely changed my life, one particular afternoon/evening.

Spent 6 hours on the couch with a large mug of water and Pepto Bismol.



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Then there was the time I thought eating leftover Take out Chow Mein was a wise dinner,
The next morning on my way to work, I ended up stopping at a rest stop.....(didn't make it). :oops:

So, I sped home and just emptied my pockets and jumped in the shower...Clothes and All. :poop:



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I've heard about those McD's Spicy Chicken things......
I would have to change my name and don a cape, man!

(Sh-t gets real...In your 60's, man!) ;)
 
Beholder said:
I have been pooping blood for days after eating the spicy pizza I made.
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Hematochezia can be a bad sign.

I would be booking a Doctor's appointment for something like this just to make sure you don't have something worse.

In my opinion, of course.
 

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