Humor thread
Got this from the wife and thought some of the married men out there would find it humorous. It is also a warning to our single male members.
Cary
Got this from the wife and thought some of the married men out there would find it humorous. It is also a warning to our single male members.
Dear Tech Support:
? ? ?Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon
? ? ?noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing
? ? ?that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In
? ? ?addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and
? ? ?now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as
? ? ?Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and
? ? ?Racing 3.6
? ? ?I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
? ? ?attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about
? ? ?going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on
? ? ?Wife 1.0. Please help!
? ? ?Thanks,
? ? ?A Troubled User.
? ? ? ______________________________________
? ? ?REPLY:
? ? ?Dear Troubled User:
? ? ?This is a very common problem that men complain about.
? ? ?Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking
? ? ?that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife
? ? ?1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to
? ? ?run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and
? ? ?to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or
? ? ?purge the program files from the system once installed.
? ? ?You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is
? ? ?designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
? ? ?Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep
? ? ?Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest
? ? ?installing the background application \"Yes Dear\" to alleviate
? ? ?software augmentation.
? ? ?The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE
? ? ?because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command
? ? ?before the system will return to normal anyway.
? ? ?Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
? ? ?maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such
? ? ?as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
? ? ?However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper
? ? ?use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5.
? ? ?Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of
? ? ?Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend
? ? ?Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
? ? ?WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary
? ? ?With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife
? ? ?1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
? ? ?Best of luck,
? ? ?Tech Support
Cary