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A man enters a taxi requesting a ride to the airport which is a 35 minute ride across the city.

The driver takes off and the passenger is content to silently read a newspaper.
Thirty minutes pass and not one sound has been made by either one.

The passenger sets his paper down and breaks the silence while checking his watch,
"How much longer to our destination?"

The taxi driver suddenly loses control of the vehicle,
swerving into the left lane...Then the right lane and back and forth
until he manages to pull over along the side of the road to stop.

"What was all that about," the surprised passenger asked.

The taxi driver while holding his chest replies,
"This is my first day driving taxi....I used to drive a Hearse."


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