I have invented a Time Machine!

2021 said:
Yeah, something tells me it still doesn’t work.

Can you prove it does before asking people to buy it?
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Ok. First of all it’s not like I’m forcing people to buy it. I’m selling it just like how you would sell anything else. You are more than welcome to try it out for free if you want to see if it works or not. Thank You
 
Ejie said:
Ok. First of all it’s not like I’m forcing people to buy it. I’m selling it just like how you would sell anything else. You are more than welcome to try it out for free if you want to see if it works or not. Thank You
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Ok. So you can’t prove it works. Thought so.

Let’s try this. How would I go about trying it for free? How does the device work, as in how is it put together and how is it activated? I see you said it needs a battery but how do you start it up? I’m not using a suspicious electrical device unless I can prove it works as intended and isn’t dangerous.
 
2021 said:
Ok. So you can’t prove it works. Thought so.

Let’s try this. How would I go about trying it for free? How does the device work, as in how is it put together and how is it activated? I see you said it needs a battery but how do you start it up? I’m not using a suspicious electrical device unless I can prove it works as intended and isn’t dangerous.
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Kick start or...ermm...handcrank 😅
 
2021 said:
Ok. So you can’t prove it works. Thought so.

Let’s try this. How would I go about trying it for free? How does the device work, as in how is it put together and how is it activated? I see you said it needs a battery but how do you start it up? I’m not using a suspicious electrical device unless I can prove it works as intended and isn’t dangerous.
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It doesn’t use electricity at all so don’t worry. Just the components have to be connected together by a conductive material such as a copper sheet. I have illustrated how to put it together in the picture provided. Please note it takes some time for the effects of this Time Machine to kick in, for me it took 4 months for the full effects of this Time Machine to kick in since the first test. I can lend it to you if you want but we would have to write a contract and sign it, you can either pick it up in person or I can mail it to you. Thank You
 
Ejie said:
It doesn’t use electricity at all so don’t worry. Just the components have to be connected together by a conductive material such as a copper sheet. I have illustrated how to put it together in the picture provided. Please note it takes some time for the effects of this Time Machine to kick in, for me it took 4 months for the full effects of this Time Machine to kick in since the first test. I can lend it to you if you want but we would have to write a contract and sign it, you can either pick it up in person or I can mail it to you. Thank You
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This just gets more and more suspicious. I’ll pass.
 
Ejie said:
It doesn’t use electricity at all so don’t worry. Just the components have to be connected together by a conductive material such as a copper sheet. I have illustrated how to put it together in the picture provided. Please note it takes some time for the effects of this Time Machine to kick in, for me it took 4 months for the full effects of this Time Machine to kick in since the first test. I can lend it to you if you want but we would have to write a contract and sign it, you can either pick it up in person or I can mail it to you. Thank You
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This sounds perfect.

Can you deliver it to me in person, please?

Perhaps @Einstein can accompany you, to witness the Contract.

As I live in Thailand, I am willing to pay for First Class Air Travel.

✈️
 

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