I have invented a Time Machine!

Ejie said:
Thank You. The components alone are worth more than $5000, plus the story, and most importantly the invention of the Time Machine itself, so I would say this is a bargain.
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I am reposting the original story so people have a chance to see what this Time Machine was/is all about.

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Thread 'Alien Time Machine'

Extraterrestrials gave me instructions telepathically to build a Time Machine device. They led me on a search to find the components.

Component 1: is a cone shaped metal that is used as a satellite dish.

Component 2: is a very old nail that is used as the antenna transmitter. The extraterrestrials have the receiver which is in the shape of a pyramid.

Component 3: is a very alienish looking quartz mineral with copper inside that is used as the flux capacitor.

All you need to do is run some electricity through it with a 9v battery to activate it.

Once activated, it will distort...
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For $5000.00 (or best offer) It's the least that should be done. ;)
 
Ejie said:
Examples I can give about this Time Machine:

Extraterrestrials have conquered the universe by inventing Time Travel, essentially Time Travel is only thing left to do in the universe. The extraterrestrials communicate telepathically both auditory and visually. They have invented infinite energy. Most of the universe is dead cold and so they create hot spots to keep warm to stay alive. You can see near future events before they happen to you like a psychic vision, and therefore even visions of far future events will also happen but all of time is in the here and now, and it’s infinite. Right now there is a limited group of time travellers that work as a team and they will give birth to future time travellers, time travellers evolve more rapidly and each generation of time travellers evolve more rapidly than the next, each generation of time travellers develop very special abilities such as changing past events, essentially the universe will be divided by time travellers and non-time travellers. Things can get quite scary because you can see invisible people and there other very powerful entities lurking in the deep dark shadows! There is also a secret underground base that is endless and full of wonders! They have also invented power that regenerates on its own!
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You are full of Trudou🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Poor, fake story...
 
Farang said:
I think people need to see some sort of proof, before paying $5k.

Do you think that's a reasonable request?
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Proof is definitely deserved to those ready and willing to fork over 5K for an actual time machine.

Not me...Mind you, I'm lucky to have two Wheat Back Pennies to rub against all my failed
attempts at scratch-offs...Much less buying an "Alien Provided Set-up" for 5K.

Proof is needed............. :oops:
 

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