ICE concentration camps holding a Canadian breed of vampires?

Why are ICE torturing vampires?

  • You can't find the head vampire without asking questions.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • They will never find us.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Who said that they are vampires?

    Votes: 2 66.7%

  • You would also torture people for fun if you could get away with it.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Because it is better to order two pizzas at the same time.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • I am confused.

    Votes: 1 33.3%

  • Canadians are ripping us off by being tortured using out tax money.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Are you insane? Never mind, you answered my question.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    3
Beholder

Beholder

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Why are ICE concentration camps torturing random canadians for months by leaving the lights on 24/7 and denying access to medicines?

The only rational explanation seems to be that Elon Musk found dating sites for vampires and noticed a large number of them arriving from Canada to find victims. Then Trump opened the concentration camps for checking which ones from the dating sites are sensitive to UV light. Because some daywalkers might have medicine for UV resistance, they can't take any chances when it comes to vampirism. The Pope being sick might have been a cover to hunt Canadian vampires with Trump, using crossbows with silver bolts and garlic.
 
The hell?
I seriously mean NO disrespect here. Truly. But....

Are you trolling, playing, part of an ARG, need help, or anything like that?

The most obvious fault with your premise.ie actually believing that the muskrat or Putin's puppet Krasnov, actually give a.damn about another living (or unliving) anything.....
 

Beholder said:
Why are ICE concentration camps torturing random canadians for months by leaving the lights on 24/7 and denying access to medicines?

The only rational explanation seems to be that Elon Musk found dating sites for vampires and noticed a large number of them arriving from Canada to find victims. Then Trump opened the concentration camps for checking which ones from the dating sites are sensitive to UV light. Because some daywalkers might have medicine for UV resistance, they can't take any chances when it comes to vampirism. The Pope being sick might have been a cover to hunt Canadian vampires with Trump, using crossbows with silver bolts and garlic.
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KyTraveler said:
The hell?
I seriously mean NO disrespect here. Truly. But....

Are you trolling, playing, part of an ARG, need help, or anything like that?

The most obvious fault with your premise.ie actually believing that the muskrat or Putin's puppet Krasnov, actually give a.damn about another living (or unliving) anything.....
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It is a parody on Donald Trump's claim that every other country is taking advantage of American generosity.
 

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