Is Pope Francis still alive?

Is Pope Francis still alive?

  • He is alive in the hearts of liberal Catholics.

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  • No, death is the end, nothing after it.

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  • Yes, he had to fake his death to graduate as a vampire hunter.

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  • No, he was murdered using poison to make it look like a heart attack.

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  • Pope Francis was one of Prigozjin's disguises.

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  • That one was a clone. The real Francis died decades ago.

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  • No, but he died fighting a head vampire in the Vatican catacombs.

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  • No, I made sure of it. That was the last clone we had to destroy.

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Sounds like he died. For real.

Or he's in exile on some island ressort with Marilyn Monroe and Michael Jackson. ;)
 


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