Proof it's the End of the World

[CaryP]

Proof it's the End of the World

Paraphrasing George W. Bush, "It's great to be dictator, so long as it's me."

Bush to a crowd of wealthy elite at a white tie fund raiser, "Some people call you the elite. I call you my base."

Cary

 

[Judge Bean]

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"You go to war with the army you have."
--Rumsfeld

 

[ZeoEmeraude]

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If the world'z gonna end,
then let's spend.
Our time on love and life,
And forget the strife.
Because life means more than death.

( A simple hi-kou by myself)

 

[Judge Bean]

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"This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
Not with a bang but a whimper."

T.S. Eliot

 

[dancho]

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And now, a word from the President!
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Gettin voted into the White House
Everything lookin good to the people of the world
But the Mafia family is my boss
So every now and then I owe a favor gettin' down
like lettin' a big drug shipment through
And send 'em to the poor community
So we can bust you know who
So voters of the world keep supportin' me
And I promise to take you very far
Other leaders better not upset me
Or I'll send a million troops to die at war
To all you Republicans, that helped me win
I sincerely like to thank you
Cuz now I got the world swingin' from my nuts
And damn it feels good to be a gangsta-- Geto Boys

 

[Judge Bean]

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Regarding the California reporter who broke the huge story about the CIA drug dealers who introduced cocaine into the U.S. in the 1980s: official cause of death

"Suicide."

 

[CaryP]

Proof it's the End of the World

Originally posted by Paul J. Lyon@Dec 13 2004, 01:44 PM
Regarding the California reporter who broke the huge story about the CIA drug dealers who introduced cocaine into the U.S. in the 1980s: official cause of death

\"Suicide.\"

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This will be more than the word limitation. Seems Webb was the fourth Bush biographer who committed "suicide" and the odds of that happening are 1 in 10 quadrillion.

4 Bush Biographers--All Suicided

Four Bush biographers, Mark Lombardi, J.H. Hatfield, Danny Casalaro, and now Gary Webb--all \"suicide\" victims. What are the odds all of these people actually committing suicide?

Examining the male U.S.suicide rate for recent years
(http://www.suicidology.org/stats2001/1999datapage2.pdf), we can
extrapolate a conservative estimate of 17 male suicides per 100,000 people, or 0.017%. The odds of 4 specific, male biographers committing suicide would be the 4th power of 17/100000, or 8.3521 4.913 x 10^-17...roughly 1 chance 10,000,000,000,000,000. About as good a definition of impossible as you can get. A person would stand a better chance of playing the Canadian lottery 6/49 exactly twice in one's lifetime and winning ther grand jackpot BOTH TIMES! (That is, picking 6 numbers out of 49 possible numbers and matching all 6 numbers out of 6 random draws, on 2 separate occasions, and having only purchased two Canadian lottery tickets ever.) This calculation should be regarded as a conservative estimate: the actual odds against such a \"coincidence\" would be much greater. For example, if any of the biographers were female, the odds would be even greater.

Is this a great country or what?

Cary

 

[ZeoEmeraude]

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I'm gonna have to say what.

 

[Judge Bean]

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What is about as far under 25 words as you can get.

Another favorite "cause of death" for those who have fallen into disfavor with the authorities, or who have been brought to their attention negatively:

Heart attack

 

[CaryP]

Proof it's the End of the World

Watch this video. Yeah, it's more than 25 words. I got it from SmokeRingHalo. Props and a shout out to my man in the big MO. Thanks bud. Scary and disturbing, but good to know.

Cary



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