What, you think folks are going to walk by and say "My, Tillie, just look at that smashing fruit salad" when in fact it's some robot puff that's got a tropical fruit wegged where the sun dont shine?? Cor, you've got smashing ideas yourself avent you?
Are your photo receptors just as mangled as your temporal observerator(6 days since you thought to look here, must be some fine banana eh what?) or has it atteuated to the point of non existence? By the by, are you happy to see me or is that a Banana your hiding?