The Tesla Boots

Harte

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They say Thor stole the design for his hammer Mjölnir from Tesla.

Tesla was completely obsessed with napkins. One day he was looking through his linen closet for 20 or 30 more napkins to keep at his side. While he was thus distracted, Thor entered and stole the plans - taking them to the dwarves at Svartalfheim and leaving Tesla penniless.

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They say Thor stole the design for his hammer Mjölnir from Tesla.

Tesla was completely obsessed with napkins. One day he was looking through his linen closet for 20 or 30 more napkins to keep at his side. While he was thus distracted, Thor entered and stole the plans - taking them to the dwarves at Svartalfheim and leaving Tesla penniless.

Harte

Isn't Svartalfheim the home of the Dark Elves?

Thor was probably drunk and gloating about his Tesla Plan plundering and being very inebriated,
nipped off to his old foes the Dark Elves where he prematurely awakened them from deep slumber
so when they tried to arrest Tesla's plans from Thor, he fled to Nidavellir and quickly gave the plans to the Dwarves.

Eitri Created Mjolnir and then Thor turned those bloody stupid Elves into Garden accoutrements.

(Rumour has it that the Dwarf Eitri was wearing Boots!!) :eek:

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They say Thor stole the design for his hammer Mjölnir from Tesla.

Tesla was completely obsessed with napkins. One day he was looking through his linen closet for 20 or 30 more napkins to keep at his side. While he was thus distracted, Thor entered and stole the plans - taking them to the dwarves at Svartalfheim and leaving Tesla penniless.

Harte

This is a WARNING to any member trying to violently extricate information from dwarves regarding how to build Thors Hammer....They will bash anyone over the head with their own copies of the Hammer, then mysteriously disappear to avoid police involvement :oops: :ROFLMAO:..
 
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This is a WARNING to any member trying to violently extricate information from dwarves regarding how to build Thors Hammer....They will bash anyone over the head with their own copies of the Hammer, then mysteriously disappear to avoid police involvement :oops::ROFLMAO:..
How you getting on with that time travel device of yours @TimeFlipper
 

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[Timeflipper; This is a WARNING to any member trying to violently extricate information from dwarves regarding how to build Thors Hammer....They will bash anyone over the head with their own copies of the Hammer, then mysteriously disappear to avoid police involvement :oops: :ROFLMAO:..]



Shhhh....Not So Loud...The Dwarves will hear you!!

They're disguised as Garden Gnomes and are training celery that has been cross pollenated
with the highly dangerous Triffids to attack without warning from Salad bars around the planet.

Far worse than KIller Tomatoes and twice as deadly.
However...They DO seem somewhat afraid of Cream Cheese and Raisins.

;)
 

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[Timeflipper; This is a WARNING to any member trying to violently extricate information from dwarves regarding how to build Thors Hammer....They will bash anyone over the head with their own copies of the Hammer, then mysteriously disappear to avoid police involvement :oops: :ROFLMAO:..]



Shhhh....Not So Loud...The Dwarves will hear you!!

They're disguised as Garden Gnomes and are training celery that has been cross pollenated
with the highly dangerous Triffids to attack without warning from Salad bars around the planet.

Far worse than KIller Tomatoes and twice as deadly.
However...They DO seem somewhat afraid of Cream Cheese and Raisins.

;)

Nope Windy, the dwarves themselves put out that fake info regarding being disguised as Garden Gnomes, and only the TimeFlipper knows how they covertly operate as MIBs....Keep that to yourself :p:D..
 

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Nope Windy, the dwarves themselves put out that fake info regarding being disguised as Garden Gnomes, and only the TimeFlipper knows how they covertly operate as MIBs....Keep that to yourself :p:D..

Oh....Will Do TF!!

However...I will STILL keep a sharp eye out
when walking through the Produce Department(s).

;)
 

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Oh....Will Do TF!!

However...I will STILL keep a sharp eye out
when walking through the Produce Department(s).

;)

That's very wise of you Windy, take great care when walking through the Produce Departments, as one of my trusted info gatherers informed me that Cabbages can transform into Triffids!! :eek:..
 

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That's very wise of you Windy, take great care when walking through the Produce Departments, as one of my trusted info gatherers informed me that Cabbages can transform into Triffids!! :eek:..

Oh great.

Perhaps we should just take the whole lot of Killer Tomatoes, Celery and Cabbage
and mix them up with that Person whom wants to be a bovine and rename the whole bloody lot Stew-Art. ;)
 


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