Speaking of 'farts' I'll tell you a true story. When my oldest two sons were little (3 and 5 yrs), three of my aunts (in their 50's) and my grandma (70 something) took them out for the day. These were 4 very conservative Catholic women.
At one point, they were in an elevator with some other people. My Aunt Rosalie had a health problem (spastic colon), which often caused her to have gas, and while in the elevator she let out a very loud fart. Everyone was politely silent, except for my 5 year-old son who boldly announced, "Aunt Rosalie farted!". Well, my aunts and grandma busted out laughing, and my other Aunt Barbara laughed so hard that she peed her pants! They cackled like hyenas ...and that story has become Legendary!
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