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Three questions.
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thenumbersix
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Re: Three questions.
1) If disaster does strike (mass extinction etc.), what object/action will be your top priority ? (You survived..)
2) What is your favourite method of opening a can after snapping the ring pull ?
3) Red Team or Blue ?
cheers Starlord, hope they meet approval
deepthought
Member
Re: Three questions.
1, Place head between knees and kiss your ass goodbye, the fallout will get you anyway.
2. 12 Gauge
3. Who cares so long as it's not pink.
1. Is Starlord's book of wisdom still in print?
2. Should I have a stiff drink before reading it?
3. Will I become even more depressed if the answers to the above are negative?
Re: Three questions.
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Yes, most definitley yes and certainly.
A: Should Starlord and the word wisdom appear in the same sentence?
B: Would it be wiser to avoid reading a book of wisdoms?
C: How wise do you need to be to transcend into sagacity?Re: Three questions.
A: Should Starlord and the word wisdom appear in the same sentence?
B: Would it be wiser to avoid reading a book of wisdoms?
C: How wise do you need to be to transcend into sagacity?
A: You can put Titanic and unsinkable in the same sentence, too, can't you?
B: Yes. Consult the Lucky Eight ball instead.
C: Two parts sapient, one part sage. And a pinch of prudent, but don't overdo it with prudence.
Qs:
1 - If there are signs all around us, where can I get a handbook for reading them?
2 - What's the secret ingredient in Coke?
3 - Is there intelligent life in the universe or do cats only live on Earth?
StarLord
Senior Member
Re: Three questions.
Man I'am glad that's over.
1- Consult your first & second year manual on the ABC's . Caution, billboards and signs may be hazardous to your health and grasp on reality.
2- Pity, they took out the real secret ingredient after the Mann Act. In my last life I sure felt a lot better ALL the time while drinking the original receipe as it cured damn near everything me and my neighbors had, but they had to go buy their own. This is where BYOB came from. Accept no substitutes.
3- Yeah, I'd like a gig just like that too. If you ever want to know what it's like to be Owned, get a few cat's.
Wisdom is very over rated until you own it. then you're responsible for it's upkeep, propagation and passing on. Perhaps it's better admired from a distance, much like other peoples children.
*-When you are pointing out others faults and limitations, how many fingers of yours are pointing back?
**-How many rabbits can you fit under a Briar patch?
***-How many years does it take to fully digest a Maraschino Cherry?deepthought
Member
Re: Three questions.
1. At least two.
2. Depends if they are oven ready or not.
3. Depends if has been stoned first.
1. Why is hindsight only ever 20/20?
2. How long is a piece of string?
3. Who would you nominate to be the next Pope?Re: Three questions.
1. Because objects in the rearview mirror may appear closer than they are
2. That is relative and dependes on whether the string is elastic or not, but my guess would be around 9ft
3. A cardinal
1. Have you ever seen the rain?
2. What is this thing called love?
3. Anybody seen my baby?kathelaine
Member
Re: Three questions.
1. Yup! It's raining men!
2. Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed..
3. I'm your baby tonight!
1. Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
2. What's the time Mr Wolf?
3. Crocodile, crocodile, can i cross your golden river? If not, why not? What's your favourite colour?
(Hee hee!)
Re: Three questions.
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1: I Did, me Da Cooookkie Monstah!
2: "It's past your bedtime..." Said Mr Wolf, licking his lips. :flirt:
3: Fair dinkum' Sheila, course yi can. A moight byte-cha, lessen yer taken to wearin' bluejeans, 'cos zere me fave calah.
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Who ate all the pies?
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