who would bang some alien chicks?

[Einstein]

what if you wake up and look next to you and see one ugly ass alien

Obviously I must have had 6 beers.

 

[Mayhem]

I think you left out the 1 before the 6?

 

[OakFieldAlienz444]

it would take about seven hundred beers to actually hallucinate.
I tried to once.

 

[OakFieldAlienz444]

NINETY NINE BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL!

 

[Num7]

Okay, I'll make the obligatory Orion Slave Girl comment.

You're welcome!

 

[Harte]

Harte

 

[Impulsiveliar]

That would be your fault for choosing an ugly assed alien to sleep with! ...I would only choose an alien female looking like the girl in the picture below

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Harte

they always come with the 3 tits

 

[Harte]

Trifecta

Harte

 

[PoisonApple]

I feel left out of this thread...I can't think of any attractive male aliens.

 

[PoisonApple]

I feel left out of this thread...I can't think of any attractive male aliens.

Unless Superman counts?