Who would you vote for?

Who would you vote for?

  • Neelix of course. Don't trust any human these days.

    Votes: 1 100.0%
  • Javier is so confident that he don't even need a toothbrush.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I demand that it is settled by measuring the strength of their mutton chops.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Is it a gross-out competition? I'm in.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • For president? Nooooo.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    1

Beholder

Senior Member
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Javier Milei or Neelix from Startrek?
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OakFieldAlienz444

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I'd write in a pet cat. Seriously, think about it. Sitting down for peace talks you place that
cute kitty on the couch and no one would want to go to war.

Peace on earth and goodwill towards all finally achieved.
Funding for the military and government and economy can be
done through large donations of cat food which will become the new
"taxes" and then you don't need to start pointless wars to keep
the system of reality flowing. You know that your tax dollars
won't be funding war or anything else shady or bad. All you need is a cute cat in the Oval Office.
 

Beholder

Senior Member
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I'd write in a pet cat. Seriously, think about it. Sitting down for peace talks you place that
cute kitty on the couch and no one would want to go to war.

Peace on earth and goodwill towards all finally achieved.
Funding for the military and government and economy can be
done through large donations of cat food which will become the new
"taxes" and then you don't need to start pointless wars to keep
the system of reality flowing. You know that your tax dollars
won't be funding war or anything else shady or bad. All you need is a cute cat in the Oval Office.
What if both sides bring male cats and they claw each other from the start?
 

Wind7

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I'd write in a pet cat. Seriously, think about it. Sitting down for peace talks you place that
cute kitty on the couch and no one would want to go to war.

Peace on earth and goodwill towards all finally achieved.
Funding for the military and government and economy can be
done through large donations of cat food which will become the new
"taxes" and then you don't need to start pointless wars to keep
the system of reality flowing. You know that your tax dollars
won't be funding war or anything else shady or bad. All you need is a cute cat in the Oval Office.

With plenty of Catnip and hairball remedy, kitty would be the Happiest President.

However...With One Laser Dot from either China or Russia, we'd be screwed.
 

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