Re: HDRKid II
Back in 2001 I called Steven Gibbs to order an HDR.
Soon afterward I got a call from Adam Ruell. He told me he was making a movie on time travel. He wanted to include my HDR in the movie. Well, I sent him my HDR. His brother Aaron Ruell played Kip on Napoleon Dynamite.
Well, to make a long story short... They made a comedy that made fun of the HDR. Still, Jon Heder and Aaron Ruell became famous household names.
The debunkers giggled as usual. At my expense I might add. Adam wanted to keep my HDR. I had to call him for six months to get it back. Well, here we are.
People who are evil will wonder why horrible things are coming and yet I say this.
1) HDR does not shock people.
2) Steven Gibbs does not sell it on ebay.
3) Does not require crystals for use.
The movie was a major smear against the HDR. However, one good thing, it did give the idea of time travel wide exposure. I sent my DVD (legally purchased) of the movie to Steven Gibbs. He agrees that it basically made fun of his unit.
Adam Ruell told me when he sent the unit back to me that he never turned it on once.
....And on tonight's episode of Leave It To Doomass, we hear June say:
"Ward! I think there's something wrong with the Doomass."
"Yes June", he replies, "He's talking out of his ass because his mouth knows better again. I'll talk to him"
"Doomass, son, if you're going to lie like you just did, then it's best to check what you've already said. Why I remember way back in ought four, when you were but a wee doomass, a doomasette if you will, there was this... "
Cue time traveling harp music.
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HDRKID Thread September 26, 2004 pg 17 posts 167 & 168
Post 167 from Frog186 (Adam Ruell)
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Hi hdrkid it's frog again I just wanted to say that napolean dynomite movie that you saw my brother is in it his name is kip in the movie also that time machine was my idea kind of he wanted to make it silver instead of black and I will have two more questions to ask you later don't worry about what you posted in your blog I check it everday anyways well I just wanted to tell you all of this by the way I haven't decided if I should buy and use the hdr I am kind of religious so I know that there is god and jesus and his angels well I got to go now so I will talk with you later!"
Post 168 from Dipshit
" Hi Frog:
I went and saw the movie Napoleon Dynamite.
It had a time machine in it that looks similar to the HDR.
They should have had a bright flash of white light, followed by a loud bang and then the ex-football player is in 1982. The only problem is that he would probably go to another timeline. Like one where McGovern wins the election against Nixon and everybody is a hippie.
That's the problem with the HDR. You don't know where or when you end up.
BTW, Who was Kip?
I will look for him.
Did you like Napoleon's girlfriend Deb?
It is better build an HDR than to buy it, more fun that way.
I am trying to get plans for it so I can post, but I already have plans
for the old sonic resonator that came before the Hyper Dimesional Resonator
if you want them. You can get most of the parts you need at Radio Shack.
The HDR is basically an electromagnet.
Remember to ask Jesus to protect you when you use it."
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End harp music and cut back to Ward.
"Now son, don't you think you look really stupid pretending that you were partially responsible for this movie when in the 2004 post you barely acknowledged it. Didn't even know the part Adam's brother played. Certainly made no mention of providing the HDR and we all know what a little attention slut you can be when you seek the limelight".
"Watta freakin' dumbass!"
"Wally, you leave your brother alone. Doomass, maybe you need to ask Jesus to protect you."
The scene ends as Ward walks off with Wally and the Doomass. Wally puts his arm around his brother and tapes a sign on his back that says "I'm a lying dumbass but Jesus loves me"
Cue outtro music, roll credits and fade to blaque.
Re: HDRKid II