Then you are destined to eat crappy grocery store pies or pay the big bucks at a bakery because eventually there will be no one to make a pie for you.
Harte
Yes Hartey, you are suffering from one of the "Many Lockdown Syndromes" (MLS)

May I suggest you browse the internet for a Free Online Tone Generator...After finding one, enter a frequency of 666 cycles per second on a square wave waveform...It might not help you with the MLS, but it sure will keep any nasty beasts away from you
