ElementalDissonance
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I'd buy that for a dollar.Please make a video when you do.
I'd buy that for a dollar.Please make a video when you do.
Will there be a live video broadcast when it happens?
It's all perspective.How sweet...
It's all perspective.How sweet...
I'm diabetic and Cosmo is trying to off me.
See now?
The rest of you - why do you set out to deliberately ruin my know-it-all asshole reputation? Surely you realize I've built and nurtured it here for almost a decade.
I'll be rooned! ROONED, I says!
Harte
It seems that my "likeability" (gulp) is one of the hottest contents here on Paranormalis.
I see I have plenty of work to do to reclaim my now-tarnished but once-burnished reputation, so...
This morning, after my usual stomping walk through the kitten pens, I bit the heads off a couple of sweet little chipmunks. Damn tasty they are - I didn't call them sweet for their disposition.
I walked over to a meeting of a neighborhood book discussion club and told all the old ladies there they should find better things to do with their final days than sitting around fawning over "Gone Girl" or breathlessly poring over the porno passages in "Fifty Shades of Gray." Like maybe baking a few cookies or doing the damn laundry. I asked the woman that lived there - "Do you even own a feather duster? Ever heard of Lemon Pledge?"
On the way home, I stopped in at the Baptist Church and pointed and laughed at the Pastor while he was trumpeting his sermon. I pissed in the aisle and walked out.
So, I came home prepared to skin a few morons on Paranormalis, only to find that the idiots had disheartened my good friend and fellow sane person Paulajedi with ignorant comments about the medical profession.
Reading what was written took the wind right out of my sails. I've been compared to Don Quixote in my consistent, persistent and insistent push for reality here and in other places, but what I read left me realizing that there's just no hope for some people.
Better?
harte
Lol! Fifty Shades of Grey is crap...I could lend you some much better reading material... Hook a girl up!It seems that my "likeability" (gulp) is one of the hottest contents here on Paranormalis.
I see I have plenty of work to do to reclaim my now-tarnished but once-burnished reputation, so...
This morning, after my usual stomping walk through the kitten pens, I bit the heads off a couple of sweet little chipmunks. Damn tasty they are - I didn't call them sweet for their disposition.
I walked over to a meeting of a neighborhood book discussion club and told all the old ladies there they should find better things to do with their final days than sitting around fawning over "Gone Girl" or breathlessly poring over the porno passages in "Fifty Shades of Gray." Like maybe baking a few cookies or doing the damn laundry. I asked the woman that lived there - "Do you even own a feather duster? Ever heard of Lemon Pledge?"
On the way home, I stopped in at the Baptist Church and pointed and laughed at the Pastor while he was trumpeting his sermon. I pissed in the aisle and walked out.
So, I came home prepared to skin a few morons on Paranormalis, only to find that the idiots had disheartened my good friend and fellow sane person Paulajedi with ignorant comments about the medical profession.
Reading what was written took the wind right out of my sails. I've been compared to Don Quixote in my consistent, persistent and insistent push for reality here and in other places, but what I read left me realizing that there's just no hope for some people.
Better?
harte
You should have stolen "Fifty Shades of Gray" for me while you were at it. LOL