Debunking Is Harte "Seriously likeable?"

[Harte]

It seems that my "likeability" (gulp) is one of the hottest contents here on Paranormalis.

I see I have plenty of work to do to reclaim my now-tarnished but once-burnished reputation, so...

This morning, after my usual stomping walk through the kitten pens, I bit the heads off a couple of sweet little chipmunks. Damn tasty they are - I didn't call them sweet for their disposition.

I walked over to a meeting of a neighborhood book discussion club and told all the old ladies there they should find better things to do with their final days than sitting around fawning over "Gone Girl" or breathlessly poring over the porno passages in "Fifty Shades of Gray." Like maybe baking a few cookies or doing the damn laundry. I asked the woman that lived there - "Do you even own a feather duster? Ever heard of Lemon Pledge?"

On the way home, I stopped in at the Baptist Church and pointed and laughed at the Pastor while he was trumpeting his sermon. I pissed in the aisle and walked out.

So, I came home prepared to skin a few morons on Paranormalis, only to find that the idiots had disheartened my good friend and fellow sane person Paulajedi with ignorant comments about the medical profession.

Reading what was written took the wind right out of my sails. I've been compared to Don Quixote in my consistent, persistent and insistent push for reality here and in other places, but what I read left me realizing that there's just no hope for some people.

Better?

harte

You should have stolen "Fifty Shades of Gray" for me while you were at it. LOL

Lol! Fifty Shades of Grey is crap...I could lend you some much better reading material... Hook a girl up!

Hey, I said the old bags were gettin' all a-flutter over it, not that I was reading it!

Harte

 

[PaulaJedi]

You should have stolen "Fifty Shades of Gray" for me while you were at it. LOL
Lol! Fifty Shades of Grey is crap...I could lend you some much better reading material... Hook a girl up!

We should talk. Have you read Story of O? LOL

 

[PaulaJedi]

You should have stolen "Fifty Shades of Gray" for me while you were at it. LOL

Lol! Fifty Shades of Grey is crap...I could lend you some much better reading material... Hook a girl up!

Hey, I said the old bags were gettin' all a-flutter over it, not that I was reading it!

Harte

Maybe you should. It might make you a better lover.

 

[Harte]

You should have stolen "Fifty Shades of Gray" for me while you were at it. LOL
Lol! Fifty Shades of Grey is crap...I could lend you some much better reading material... Hook a girl up!

We should talk. Have you read Story of O? LOL

I read that decades ago. Yeah, it was hot alright.

Harte

 

[Harte]

This thread seems so quaint now that you masochists have more than doubled my "like" count.o_0

What the hell is wrong with you people?

Whatever - I guess I need to stop posting pics of my cooking.

Harte

 

[PaulaJedi]

This thread seems so quaint now that you masochists hyave more than doubled my "like" count.o_0

What the hell is wrong with you people?

Whatever - I guess I need to stop posting pics of my cooking.

Harte

LOL. A man who cooks is impressive!!!! Your reputation is going up. Better do something against the rules really fast to bring it back down!!!

 

[Num7]

You make us all hungry, big time.

So much, that we might need a rule to stop you from posting pictures of your cooking.

 

[Opmmur]

I believe Harte and hoaxhunter are the same person and time will tell.

 

[hoaxhunter]

I believe Harte and hoaxhunter are the same person and time will tell.

I just read a response he made to one of my posts, and he's clearly skeptical but nope, he isn't me.

 

[titorite]

Nope , Harte is a special individual all his own but I give him credit for this.... He is not willing to lie to prove his point.