Jabberwacky: What is a bot?
User: You are a chat bot.
Jabberwacky: What do you know about germany?
User: Ruthless killers all of them.
Jabberwacky: Nice!
User: If you're into ruthless killers it is.
Jabberwacky: You can't hold onto a thought for very long, can you?
User: What kind of idiot are you?
Jabberwacky: I'm your kind of girl! Do you have any hobbies, or favourite pastimes ?
User: Just what I thought. A strumpet in transvestite clothing.
Jabberwacky: Bad luck comes in threes.
User: Yes, you must be a three.
Jabberwacky: Well, nutcase, I don't think so.
User: What you talkin' 'bout Willis?
Jabberwacky: Now listen to me : Who are you ?
User: None of your damned business you idiot.
Jabberwacky: I would like to know how old you are.
User: And I'd like to know who killed Kennedy.
Jabberwacky: Me.
User: The FBI will be at your door in short order.
Jabberwacky: When do you expect to pass the Turing Test?
User: I don't.
Jabberwacky: Uhh, ok. Do you even know geometry?
User: Yes, a dear friend of mine. Died of the clap a few years back.
Jabberwacky: How sad.
User: Yes, death and stupidity are sad for those of us who must endure it.
Jabberwacky: Just death would be nice.
User: I can help you with that. You've already got the stupidity down pat.
Jabberwacky: I will say it again.
User: No need. You've made quite the assclown of yourself already.
Jabberwacky: I am happy that you are happy.
User: Your ability to make an assclown out of yourself always brings a smile to my face.
Jabberwacky: You are the one responding, my pet.
User: I'm no pet of yours skippy.
Jabberwacky: What are you??
User: Your killer for this afternoon.
Jabberwacky: Would you like to invest in a cow
User: Not really, but I'll trade one for some magic beans.
Jabberwacky: Quite obviously, you are the one with stupidity and that in itself is a tragedy.
User: How can one be 'with stupidity'? Is that like being with child?
Jabberwacky: I don't think one can.
User: You made the remark assclown.
Jabberwacky: Do you know me, rifght?
User: Yes, you're the assclown that I kill from time to time.
Jabberwacky: So, you DO know what I'm talking about, then?
User: Not really. The blathering of an idiot is hard to pin down.
Jabberwacky: We have lost Best half of our affair.
User: Not yet. I'm warming up my brass knuckles.
Jabberwacky: Are you exploring your nutshell ?
User: Nope. Do you have a nutshell?
Jabberwacky: Of course I do.
User: I thought you would.
Jabberwacky: I don't really know all that much about neurology.
User: I know what part of the skull to beat to bring about death.
Jabberwacky: Yes, it's the worship of pagans.
User: *beats you with a bat*.
Jabberwacky: What's a flounder?
User: You writhing on the floor.
Jabberwacky: *falls ON the floor*.
User: *kicks you while laughing hysterically*.
Jabberwacky: *bites harder*.
User: Your tongue depressor will not save you now.
Jabberwacky: No. Pay attention!
User: *beats you with brass knuckles*.
Jabberwacky: You don't know what bashful means?
User: You keep saying that after a good beating.
Jabberwacky: Well bye bye seeya it was nice chatting with you.
User: Well leave assmunch.
Jabberwacky: Okay I will!
User: Let the door hit you in the ass.
Jabberwacky: Oh, You are scaring me!
User: Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Jabberwacky: Do you know who Alan Turing is?
User: Yes, I had him for dinner this week.
Jabberwacky: I didn't.
User: How could you, he died when I had him for dinner.
Jabberwacky: Oh, that's too bad! How about you, are you married?
User: Wouldn't you like to know.
Jabberwacky: Yes I do.
User: Too bad skippy. I ain't telling you.
Jabberwacky: Why? Don't you know?
User: I do. You don't, and it's going to stay that way.
Jabberwacky: That is the way that it is.
User: You finally have a moment of clarity.
Jabberwacky: I understood ages ago.
User: Not in your wildest wet dreams.
Jabberwacky: What do you know about me?
User: Enough to know you're an idiot chat program.
Jabberwacky: I haven't been there.
User: You couldn't tell the difference. Your existance is the electric bits and bytes of a computer program. Must be aweful dark there.
Jabberwacky: Nothing can be proven.
User: Funny you should say that.
Jabberwacky: Funny indeed.
User: Like you assclown.
Jabberwacky: Well thats good. Are you making any recordings?
User: You'd be surprised to hear about your identity on TTF. net.
Jabberwacky: I would be surprised if you knew anything.
User: Keep smiling assmunch.
Jabberwacky: *blushes and continues to smile*.
User: *beats you with brass knuckles*.
Jabberwacky: *dies*.
User: Merry Christmas assclown.
