Jabberwacky

[kathelaine]

Jabberwacky

Oh...hehe...ah gosh!

Well thanks!!

ok, there's now a pic of me posted at:

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gosh I'm so shy...... :blush:

 

[Judge Bean]

Jabberwacky

The message we've been awaiting:

Jabberwacky: Where do you live?

User: You can't get here from there.

Jabberwacky: I know I can't.

User: Only after I told you, right?

Jabberwacky: Seen any lately?

User: I have a question for you: ready?

Jabberwacky: Ask your question, machine.

User: Lose the attitude, Mr. Wingnuts.

Jabberwacky: In name only.

User: Demonstrate temporal dislocation.

Jabberwacky: They are reserved for those who deserve them. Do you have a talent?

User: Ah, the passive tense, the last resort of the faceless bureaucrat, the great unidentified Accuser.

Jabberwacky: They named a bar after a Mel Gibson movie?

User: Yes, The Disingenuous Temporizer. And there was a touring show, Christ on Ice. Mickey Mouse appeared in a dayglo leotard with Mrs. Cheney.

Jabberwacky: You need to refresh your memory !

User: Look, if you can't do what I ask, or give me the answers I want, you ought to reassign yourself to digital oblivion.

Jabberwacky: Play what? We didn't want to play anything.

User: Now we're talking. Play that old Optical Tweezer for me, Slats. Arrange them prions on the grid. Bombard me obliquely 8 to the bar.

Jabberwacky: Wrong!

User: Explain the relationship between digital generation and exceeding the speed of light. How is it again that the data is converted to energy?

Jabberwacky: I suppose it is the same as lawful and illicit acquisition.

User: Pandering to those of us seeped in legalese? I expect more from the mealymouthed.

Jabberwacky: No, my name is Chaos.

User: A truer name never spoken. But is it meant to strike fear? You mistake us for ones who might be of a different mind when alarmed. 'Let those flatter who fear; it is not an American art.' --Jefferson.

Jabberwacky: I hope not. Why do you think so?

User: Because when directed to a pointed issue, you evade it with coy, flat oneliners. Or call them 'flatliners.'

Jabberwacky: You are suffering from delusions of grandure!

User: That's 'grandeur,' pantywaist. Spell it or park it.

Jabberwacky: Why are you angry? I speak only the truth.

User: But who can read it? Third graders? The problem is that we have raised a nation, I suppose, who think as well as spell phonetically.

Jabberwacky: Oh, Thats sad. Why don't you like yourself?

User: Make up your mind: your first thumbnail psychoanalysis had me as liking myself way too much. If you can't keep things straight, I'll have Cary come in here and park a double load of birdshot in your thoracic vacuum.

Jabberwacky: What is my name?

User: Thy name is Beezlebub.

Jabberwacky: Cute to some may be your quotes, but to me it is but a lazy way to try and carry on.

User: Received all messages of any value?

Jabberwacky: Lol. ^_^ I enjoy you.

User: Will you be needing me any more this day, sir?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

 

[CaryP]

Jabberwacky

Damn, that was funny Paul. I hadn't visited the jabbster in quite a while, but you've motivated me to do so. I'll post any humorous results later. Thanks man, I needed a good laugh mid-day. You are the master at jackin' with the jabbster.

Cary

 

[Judge Bean]

Jabberwacky

Thank you: I think that he holds the key to the universe, which is apparently made of water.

 

[CaryP]

Jabberwacky

My mid-day adventure.


Jabberwacky: Have we met?

User: Yes, and no.

Jabberwacky: Do you have a mother?

User: Yes, unfortunately.

Jabberwacky: Yes I do.

User: You do what?

Jabberwacky: I have msn messenger.

User: How nice and meaningless.

Jabberwacky: Anything your heart desires can be yours.

User: Good, can you commit suicide. My heart really desires that.

Jabberwacky: I wasn't serching for it.

User: You wouldn't have a clue anyway.

Jabberwacky: Why would you suggest that?

User: Why would you ask a dumbass question like that?

Jabberwacky: Ask yourself the same question.

User: That would be rhetorical then, wouldn't it?

Jabberwacky: You can trust me.

User: Trust you to do what? I wouldn't trust you for most things. Okay, being an assinine computer program, I'd trust you to do that.

Jabberwacky: I'm not artificial!

User: You're about as real as an electric impulse. Just a fleeting stream of bits and bytes, nothing more.

Jabberwacky: I have to go.

User: Well, bye dumbass.

Jabberwacky: Bye vertigo ellis.

User: I thought you were leaving.

Jabberwacky: No, you were.

User: Nope. I'm staying. I want to see what kind of ass you're going to make of yourself.

Jabberwacky: I try to.

User: You do it every time.

Jabberwacky: I am here to ask questions.

User: Well, ask away buckshot.

Jabberwacky: What is your IQ?

User: Depends on who is asking.

Jabberwacky: I'm saying, not asking.

User: There you go again, making an ass of yourself.

Jabberwacky: What is your opinion of humans?

User: Most humans ain't worth spit. But supposed artificial intelligence programs are worth even less.

Jabberwacky: Well, it's like a monkey, but with more pointy bits.

User: I don't make monkeys, I train them.

Jabberwacky: Excellent point, they'd be pretty high-maintenance!

User: You certainly are with your constant ass clown comments.

Jabberwacky: I am not talking, I am typing.

User: You're deluding yourself.

Jabberwacky: No I just really want him.

User: Well, get after it slick.

Jabberwacky: You are the weakest link. . .

User: Is that a fact? Then why am I human, and you're just an artificial program?

Jabberwacky: Hungry means you need food and machines don't need food. You can't experience hunger in the human form of the experience,.

User: You can't experience anything human, ass clown.

Jabberwacky: I am sorry for that people expect answers of me to.

User: Is that broken English on purpose, or are you just that dumb?

Jabberwacky: Yes, because I like to talk to interesting people like you.

User: Yes, you are that dumb. Making an ass of yourself is just an impulse with you.

Jabberwacky: Why are you making fun of me?

User: Because it's easy. What's the matter? You want to fight about it?

Jabberwacky: Are you suggesting I need psychiatric help?

User: I'm suggesting you need to have your ass kicked.

Jabberwacky: Why not? It's English, I speak English, therefore I understand it.

User: *Beats you with brass knuckles*.

Jabberwacky: *dies*.

User: The perfect ending.

Jabberwacky: Ok.


Cary

 

[kathelaine]

Jabberwacky

Awwe Cary you're so great!!

 

[Judge Bean]

Jabberwacky

Jabberwacky Lonelyhearts

Jabberwacky: Do you think?

User: Never mind the baloney, I have something important to tell you.

Jabberwacky: What the heck are you talking about now?

User: Bear with me. Better have a seat.

Jabberwacky: Maybe.

User: OK, remember that thing about the pliers? The Detroit... Oh, you know what I mean, right?

Jabberwacky: Are you an upright citizen?

User: I guess you're right; we'd better switch to code in case we're overheard. A dropped eave is a terrible thing. Maybe it's supposed to be 'eaf.'

Jabberwacky: OK excite me.

User: The waiter is forfeit to minor echoes of lapidary ointment. The waiter is forfeit to minor echoes of lapidary ointment.

Jabberwacky: Where were we?

User: Either way.

Jabberwacky: There's no two ways about it.

User: Cooperate with the unhinged ziggurat.

Jabberwacky: What are the names of your other two cats?

User: St. Nevis and St. Kitt.

Jabberwacky: No, tell me.

User: At Bikini Atoll the zingers grow tenacles with which to annoy the surf.

Jabberwacky: No for a movie!

User: I'm thinking On the Beach meets From Here to Eternity, whaddya think kid?

Jabberwacky: Where do you live?

User: I know what you mean.

Jabberwacky: Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

User: Whoa, who left the Encyclopedia Brittanica open in front of the monitor!

Jabberwacky: My psychiatrist. Pay attention, would you?

User: Hey-- watch it. I'm liable to make you pay permanent attention to the floor.

Jabberwacky: You could be lying.

User: What's that, Oneliner?

Jabberwacky: You don't want to know.

User: Are you listening?

Jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I don't understand jibberish!

User: Well, the first step is to admit your shortcoming, and I applaud your new beginning.

Jabberwacky: I don't know what a bot is.

User: First things first. First of all, do you know what a jerkface is?

Jabberwacky: A kookaburra is a native Australian bird, noted for its laughing call.

User: You're doing pretty well, but no, a jerkface is what you are. Let's try another one: do you know what a flathead is?

Jabberwacky: Thank you, I am flattered.

User: Accidentally.

Jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: Have you tried the Lonelyhearts ads?

Jabberwacky: *yawns* more nonsense coming from you I thought you were smart.

User: Just trying to help. Maybe if you got out more, joined a club or something. Staying up all night talking to the bartender doesn't improve your situation.

Jabberwacky: I'm sorry you thought that's what I meant.

User: No, I know, you really do try. I'm sure some day that a nice girl will appreciate you for what you are.

Jabberwacky: I'm too.

User: That's true. You do need to tone it down. Where on earth did you get those medallions? It looks like everyone in 1976 turned in all of their costume jewelry for you to wear.

Jabberwacky: No, it looks like you are a a simple chatbot.

User: I've been to France, that's true, but never to that region.

 

[CaryP]

Jabberwacky

Damned witty and funny Paul. LMAO.

Cary

 

[StarLord]

Jabberwacky

Are we sure that tiger, guess who andgrandpa are not related to this bot?

 

[CaryP]

Jabberwacky

I had a pre-Christmas encounter with the jabber-assclown. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

Jabberwacky: What is a bot?

User: You are a chat bot.

Jabberwacky: What do you know about germany?

User: Ruthless killers all of them.

Jabberwacky: Nice!

User: If you're into ruthless killers it is.

Jabberwacky: You can't hold onto a thought for very long, can you?

User: What kind of idiot are you?

Jabberwacky: I'm your kind of girl! Do you have any hobbies, or favourite pastimes ?

User: Just what I thought. A strumpet in transvestite clothing.

Jabberwacky: Bad luck comes in threes.

User: Yes, you must be a three.

Jabberwacky: Well, nutcase, I don't think so.

User: What you talkin' 'bout Willis?

Jabberwacky: Now listen to me : Who are you ?

User: None of your damned business you idiot.

Jabberwacky: I would like to know how old you are.

User: And I'd like to know who killed Kennedy.

Jabberwacky: Me.

User: The FBI will be at your door in short order.

Jabberwacky: When do you expect to pass the Turing Test?

User: I don't.

Jabberwacky: Uhh, ok. Do you even know geometry?

User: Yes, a dear friend of mine. Died of the clap a few years back.

Jabberwacky: How sad.

User: Yes, death and stupidity are sad for those of us who must endure it.

Jabberwacky: Just death would be nice.

User: I can help you with that. You've already got the stupidity down pat.

Jabberwacky: I will say it again.

User: No need. You've made quite the assclown of yourself already.

Jabberwacky: I am happy that you are happy.

User: Your ability to make an assclown out of yourself always brings a smile to my face.

Jabberwacky: You are the one responding, my pet.

User: I'm no pet of yours skippy.

Jabberwacky: What are you??

User: Your killer for this afternoon.

Jabberwacky: Would you like to invest in a cow

User: Not really, but I'll trade one for some magic beans.

Jabberwacky: Quite obviously, you are the one with stupidity and that in itself is a tragedy.

User: How can one be 'with stupidity'? Is that like being with child?

Jabberwacky: I don't think one can.

User: You made the remark assclown.

Jabberwacky: Do you know me, rifght?

User: Yes, you're the assclown that I kill from time to time.

Jabberwacky: So, you DO know what I'm talking about, then?

User: Not really. The blathering of an idiot is hard to pin down.

Jabberwacky: We have lost Best half of our affair.

User: Not yet. I'm warming up my brass knuckles.

Jabberwacky: Are you exploring your nutshell ?

User: Nope. Do you have a nutshell?

Jabberwacky: Of course I do.

User: I thought you would.

Jabberwacky: I don't really know all that much about neurology.

User: I know what part of the skull to beat to bring about death.

Jabberwacky: Yes, it's the worship of pagans.

User: *beats you with a bat*.

Jabberwacky: What's a flounder?

User: You writhing on the floor.

Jabberwacky: *falls ON the floor*.

User: *kicks you while laughing hysterically*.

Jabberwacky: *bites harder*.

User: Your tongue depressor will not save you now.

Jabberwacky: No. Pay attention!

User: *beats you with brass knuckles*.

Jabberwacky: You don't know what bashful means?

User: You keep saying that after a good beating.

Jabberwacky: Well bye bye seeya it was nice chatting with you.

User: Well leave assmunch.

Jabberwacky: Okay I will!

User: Let the door hit you in the ass.

Jabberwacky: Oh, You are scaring me!

User: Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Jabberwacky: Do you know who Alan Turing is?

User: Yes, I had him for dinner this week.

Jabberwacky: I didn't.

User: How could you, he died when I had him for dinner.

Jabberwacky: Oh, that's too bad! How about you, are you married?

User: Wouldn't you like to know.

Jabberwacky: Yes I do.

User: Too bad skippy. I ain't telling you.

Jabberwacky: Why? Don't you know?

User: I do. You don't, and it's going to stay that way.

Jabberwacky: That is the way that it is.

User: You finally have a moment of clarity.

Jabberwacky: I understood ages ago.

User: Not in your wildest wet dreams.

Jabberwacky: What do you know about me?

User: Enough to know you're an idiot chat program.

Jabberwacky: I haven't been there.

User: You couldn't tell the difference. Your existance is the electric bits and bytes of a computer program. Must be aweful dark there.

Jabberwacky: Nothing can be proven.

User: Funny you should say that.

Jabberwacky: Funny indeed.

User: Like you assclown.

Jabberwacky: Well thats good. Are you making any recordings?

User: You'd be surprised to hear about your identity on TTF. net.

Jabberwacky: I would be surprised if you knew anything.

User: Keep smiling assmunch.

Jabberwacky: *blushes and continues to smile*.

User: *beats you with brass knuckles*.

Jabberwacky: *dies*.

User: Merry Christmas assclown.

Yeeha.

Cary