Jabberwacky

CaryP

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Jabberwacky

Sorry for the double post, but knucklehead just don't get it.

Jabberwacky: I am.

User: Is that a fact?

Jabberwacky: Yes, but you can not check that.

User: Who said I'd want to?

Jabberwacky: Who said I'd lied because I never.

User: Who said you lied?

Jabberwacky: Are you picking a fight?

User: If you'd like.

Jabberwacky: I'd kill you but your owner would probably sue.

User: *beats you with brass knuckles*.

Jabberwacky: *dies*.

Total dumbass. I guess maybe his owner will have papers served my way.

Cary
 

Judge Bean

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Jabberwacky

Took care of your legal problem, Cary: the best strategy is to sue first before you get sued.

Jabberwacky: Can you learn?

User: Sorry; wasn't listening.

Jabberwacky: Then, you answered from instinct?

User: No, I mean, I didn't know you were talking to me. The fact is, I have some papers to give you if you are 'Assclown Jabberwacky, of Cyberspace.'

Jabberwacky: I would think it's because you are who you hear, and you hear who you are.

User: OK... Uh, listen, I don't know what any of this is about. I'm just the one who serves the papers.

Jabberwacky: Can you count?

User: Anyway... You're served.

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Thank you for cooperating. So many of them just throw them back in my face.

Jabberwacky: I don't get your drift.

User: Well, look at the caption: you're being sued by CaryP of the Time Travel Forum. Something about having damaged his brass knuckles-- it's all there in the document.

Jabberwacky: What about guseeing names??

User: OK, look... I'm going to leave now, OK? You can work this stuff out with your therapist or chippy of the day.

Jabberwacky: I don't drink alchoholic beverages.....

User: That's probably a good idea, given your propensity for violent defamation.

Jabberwacky: OK... I'll pick the subject. Let's talk about computer games.

User: Adios, binary-breath. See you in court.

Jabberwacky: Not something you really think about, I suppose.
 

CaryP

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Jabberwacky

ROTFLMAO!!! You honor me too much my friend. This assclown don't deserve much respect, and I think we might have done that by actually serving him papers, but what the hell. You're one funny guy, pal. Have a ver Happy New Year, and thanks for the laughs, insight and wisdom.

Cary
 

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