Snap, Crackle, and Piss...I mean Pop.
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🎲 Forum Game That's GROSS!
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Wow, disgusting man!
Kellogg's confirms that a man urinated on a conveyer belt at it's Memphis, Tennessee plant and that Rice Krispies Treats and Rice Krispies Cereal were sold and consumed. A criminal investigation has been launched. What kind of crime should the man be charged with?
What do you think he should be charged with?
As someone commented, is urine the only ingredient in the box that won't kill you? lol
I am a good cook but don't let me make coleslaw for you. Grating carrots is a bitch and since I take a 325mg aspirin, as a blood thinner, it can get messy...if I get cut. I did throw out the uncooperative carrot last night. lol
OMG Dawg..you been Ninja "Carroted"
I think he should be charged with a biological attack upon innocent cereals in the course of their duty...His punishment should be 5 years in a container half filled with urine of unknown origin and be made to write 1 million times on paper, i shall never ever urinate over a single piece of cereal ever again in my life...And if he thinks that this punishment isnt too bad, at night time he will have to stand on his head with a pipe stuck up his ass giving him oxygen
Iam using civilian pest arrest and charging that pesky locust with food theft, i want its ID and Date Of Birth please Windy
Iam using civilian pest arrest and charging that pesky locust with food theft, i want its ID and Date Of Birth please Windy
Claudette Criquet[alias] (Also known as 'HopGrasser McNutty'[also alias])
Was born on December 12th 2014 in Sebring, Florida
(died Jan. 1st 2015)
No need to find her.
However....
If one were to read the handwritten script^^ near the bottom left...She was heard by literally millions of insects across the world.
The secret code chirped out through the song was deciphered but meant much more
to those whom fully understood the secret language of the Locust-Grasshopper-Cricket variety.
It literally meant thousands of different things all at once.
This particular locust going by the Pseudo Moniker 'Claudette Criquet'
was mistaken for a Salad Crouton and was eaten during a New Year feast.
Unfortunately.....Part of the message she recorded was for ALL insects to infiltrate
canning facilities of cooked Vedge.
Not to worry....The Food and Drug Association has been on top of this and to this day
only allow a certain percentage of
into our canned goods.
Unless of course people request a bit MORE.
Bon Appetite.
Thanks for the heads up on Claudette WindyClaudette Criquet[alias] (Also known as 'HopGrasser McNutty'[also alias])
Was born on December 12th 2014 in Sebring, Florida
(died Jan. 1st 2015)
No need to find her.
However....
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If one were to read the handwritten script^^ near the bottom left...She was heard by literally millions of insects across the world.
The secret code chirped out through the song was deciphered but meant much more
to those whom fully understood the secret language of the Locust-Grasshopper-Cricket variety.
It literally meant thousands of different things all at once.
This particular locust going by the Pseudo Moniker 'Claudette Criquet'
was mistaken for a Salad Crouton and was eaten during a New Year feast.
Unfortunately.....Part of the message she recorded was for ALL insects to infiltrate
canning facilities of cooked Vedge.
Not to worry....The Food and Drug Association has been on top of this and to this day
only allow a certain percentage of View attachment 13890 into our canned goods.
Unless of course people request a bit MORE.
View attachment 13891
Bon Appetite.
