Three questions.

Grayson

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Re: Three questions.

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1. Bush & Co.
2. I won't be standing for election, Can't think of anyone who would want to.
3. Euro? That might collapse on itself, unpopular, so I stick with sterling.

If the Chinese pull the plug, we all get screwed, but they lose their export market and their modernisation plan goes to the wall. I think in general the U.S. needs to re-examine the situation. I'm not looking forward to it.

1. Are we downheartened? (is that a word)?
2. Do you think we can ride the storm?
3. How fast can you dig?[/b]

1: No, we ARE downhearted though... :p

2: Depends on the size of the canoe and the number of paddles issued

3: How fast do you need?


D: What is the speed of fright?

E: How many Chins are there in a Chinese football team?

F: Why is the fluff trapped in your belly button always blue-gray?

G: Why can't we post more than 3 questions?
 

StarLord

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Re: Three questions.

Puts on Dark Glasses due to light emitting from some nether region.....

The speed of fright is all that it's cracked up to be and perhaps a bit more , man.

Their are 18 Chins on a Chineese football team (which includes 3 guests) Of course as the Manager, One Hung Low has a choice to play or not due to the accident.

The blue gray fluff that is trapped in you belly button BETTER be blue gray, because if it changes to Hot Pink or Day Glow Orange, you may have a hard time getting a second for Darts.

The common assumption of the 3 question Maximum is just that and nothing more or less.


Questions:

How old is Tinker Bell?

How do you make a Hormone?

What was printed on the Lisc. Plate on the car in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

What did the Velvetine Rabbit want more than anything else?
 

Grayson

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Re: Three questions.

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Questions:

How old is Tinker Bell?

How do you make a Hormone?

What was printed on the Lisc. Plate on the car in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

What did the Velvetine Rabbit want more than anything else?[/b]

Answers:

1: She's 43

2: You don't pay her

3: GEN 11... but everyone knows that

4: A velvetine mate?

My questions:

H: What can go up a chimney down, but can't come down a chimney up?

I: What were the first creatures to appear on Bikini Atoll after the A-Bomb tests?

J: Who is Gag Halfrunt?

K: Why are we now writing 4 questions?
 

StarLord

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Re: Three questions.

Damn!! I laughed so hard when I heard that small bit character's name Gag Halfront, that I dropped my Guide To The Galaxy and when I went to pick it up my towel got cought up in something I'd rather not go into and while pulling on it my babel fish fell out #%^^% ^)!#^ $%^* !~~!# ^&*(^ $%*()) #$@ !!!!.........
 

deepthought

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Re: Three questions.

H. An umbrella.
I. A Glow Worm?
J. I thought StarLord was answering that one ( I can't be bothered to read my Guide)
K. Do we have to?

1. Why are there so few of us?
2. Are we restricted to fictional literature?
3. Who was Mr MacGregor's tormentor?
 

Time Rider

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1. Why are there so few of us?
2. Are we restricted to fictional literature?
3. Who was Mr MacGregor's tormentor?

Okay,,,,, I'll give this a shot...

1) Because few are chosen & Only A Few Get It.
2) Heck No! Write it as Creative Non-Fiction
3) MacGregor was his own tormentor
______________
1) How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
2) Is it just me, or does Tinker_Bell's name sound like it belongs to a porn star?
3) What era would you travel in time too?

:lol:

Sharon
 

isabel

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Re: Three questions.

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1) How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
2) Is it just me, or does Tinker_Bell's name sound like it belongs to a porn star?
3) What era would you travel in time too?

:lol:

Sharon[/b]

1) 524
2) more like a stripper
3) I'd let the machine decide or just punch in random numbers ("life is like abox of chocolates; you never what you're gonna get" kinda thing:)). And then, knowong myself, I'd probably have to get out of some nasty stuff pretty darned soon.

1) didn't the Velveteen rabbit want to be REAL more than anything?
2) A'are gude lasses, but where do the ill wives come frae?
3) why do they call it falling?
 

Judge Bean

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Re: Three questions.

1. He wanted to be real.

2. They spring fullgrown from the furrowed brow of the breadwinner.

3. They call it "falling" because it represents the collapse of all care in both the sense of caution and worry, and a dropping of the guard, and a letting down of the hair.

....

1. Why does Goofy talk but not Pluto?

2. If Prometheus filched fire and was blinded, what grave sin did Milton commit?

3. If the war between the sexes is the only one ever waged by the casualties, how were their wounds inflicted to begin with?
 

StarLord

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Re: Three questions.

1. Disney had already peaked and was on the downhill run when he got to Pluto. So, Pluto got the colors but no talking. You can only expect so many mics to go so far.

2. Pointing out that people actually could err. It's one thing to think it, but when you actually come out and put it in print, thems fighting words.

3. with the tongue of course. The tongue inflicts wounds that no surgeon can sew, no nurse help heal, for wounds from a tongue may last for the rest of one's life.
 

thenumbersix

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Re: Three questions.

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1. Disney had already peaked and was on the downhill run when he got to Pluto. So, Pluto got the colors but no talking. You can only expect so many mics to go so far.

2. Pointing out that people actually could err. It's one thing to think it, but when you actually come out and put it in print, thems fighting words.

3. with the tongue of course. The tongue inflicts wounds that no surgeon can sew, no nurse help heal, for wounds from a tongue may last for the rest of one's life.[/b]

And your 3 questions, or have you already had a go.
 

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