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I think I'll buy 6 of them and get a bulk discount. I gotta run to the store real quick... Outta foil.
Gentlemen, Oppmur is a respected Member of this Community, so play nice.
Originally posted by TheHeggy+Oct 16 2004, 05:43 AM--><div class='quotemain'>All funds are in cash, U S dollars. For amounts up to $4000 just send it by US PRIORITY mail Flat Rate envelope. Larger amounts send in a box by US PRIORITY mail with DELIVERY CONFIRMATION. If by UPS, FEDEX or AIRBORNE list contents as 'legal papers' or 'documents.' Send cash wrapped in aluminum foil. If from outside the USA a wire transfer service is available. It is $950 for this service. Send the $950 first & then we will send you the wire transfer details. We have been mailing for years & have had no problems with this. Thank you.
Cash only? Sounds a little seedy to me.
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Originally posted by CaryP@Oct 16 2004, 10:23 AM
A little seedy? Sounds like the place where fools are parted from their money. Sounds like a gangster with a sense of humor. Why aren't certified funds or money orders accepted? Why must cash be wrapped in aluminum foil - to avoid contamination from the lizzard aliens? The customary charge for a wire transfer is $10. A $950 charge up front before the regular wire is just robbery.
And this is for what again? Oh yeah, a time machine, and you can even put it in your car. But wait, there's more!!! Buy two for a discount to get more "power" so you can "drive around in time" in your car - the ultimate American fantasy. Be the first lunatic on the block to get one! You got to be kiddin me. Is this a test site for Suckers Anonymous?
Cary
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