What is the favorite food of a horse?

[steven chiverton]

@OakFieldAlienz444 I must warn you of giving sugar to horses, this is a picture of my own horse showing the damage sugar can do...
The second picture that my horse was not happy with me for showing you, was after he got his false teeth, sadly all the lady horses have since stopped mating with him, hence his sad look ..

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lady horses stopped mating with him well thats easy fixed put him on some wild horse viagra, they dont have horse sized condoms for him so a pair of ladys stocking legs would do and touch him up with some mens after shave with touch bigfoot stench that may drive the lady horses wild then. and take him to a drive through horse shower aka russian tank shower so he be nicely cleaned then before you apply the mens aftershave with bigfoot stench then

 

[Mayhem]

Jaysus i hope that doesnt come from some sort of experience @steven chiverton

 

[steven chiverton]

dont have a horse

 

[TimeFlipper]

dont have a horse

How do we know that Cobber Steve, you could be just horsing around with us (lying) ..
I remember the time you told me about a horse that walked into a Bar and asked the manager if he was hiring horses..The manager asked him why don't you try the Circus, and the horse replied, why would the Circus need a Bartender?

 

[steven chiverton]

a man walks into the bar and theres this donkey there the barman said ill pay $50 to the first man who can get it to laugh so he goes up to the donkey and whispers in his ears and all of a sudden the donkey started laughing its head off and couldn't stop the barman said ill pay anyone $50 to get him to stop laughing so the same man took him into the back room and brought the donkey back out again and it was crying its eyes out so the barman took the man aside and said what did you tell him the first time , he said to the barman i told him mine was bigger than his, so the barman said what did you say to get him crying his eyes out when you took him into the back room the man said to the barman i showed him it.

 

[Wind7]

Been feeding the horses--------fav food for horse?
Apples and carrots so far.

Anything else?

Well...As Monty McEquine will attest to,







It Sure ain't Lutefisk Tacos!!

 

[TimeFlipper]

Well...As Monty McEquine will attest to,



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It Sure ain't Lutefisk Tacos!!


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Windy, how dare you post a pic of my poor old nag with the false teef, without first asking permission from him? ..

 

[Wind7]

Windy, how dare you post a pic of my poor old nag with the false teef, without first asking permission from him? ..

Well, he was compensated with his favorite mushed Oat and Carrot concoction.

Besides, Lancelot wouldn't stop laughing...



Gertrude was just....CREEPY......



And Tigger was just being....well, was being himself.

 

[Wind7]

 

[TimeFlipper]

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You have gone too far now Windy, my old nag saw that picture and tried to commit horsey suicide by eating lots of sugar cubes...Fortunately I knew what to do and I managed to get the sugar removed from his stomach, WITHOUT having to use mouth to mouth resuscitation on him, he really hates anything like that...

I had to stick my arm up his ass which made him think it was the vet who was doing that, he hates vets...I demand an immediate apology from you Windy to assist in my poor old nags recovery, not only because of his horsey suicide attempt, but for scaring the shit out of him thinking the vet was in his stable ..