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We finally know how to create Thorium. Now we just have to crash two neutron stars into each other with a little elbow grease.

What has THE WHO ever done for public health safety?

Have a persian rug that reeked of tobacco (ashes and tar) from the previous owner, and half a bottle of expired vitamin C (pure ascorbic acid powder). Then I added soap to get throught the ion bonding of fat and get the full binding effect between bases and acids. Turned into a smelly gray goo that washed off easily. For the first time since I got the rug, it does not smell anything.

Care Bears would make great server administrators.

Searched for matresses in an online furniture store and checked the "washable" filter. Got zero results because they rather sell a new mattress for outrageous prices each time it gets dirty.

My solarpanels did not shake a millimeter during the recent storm. The thick logs and aerodynamic placement kept them steady.

Spiderman Miles Moralez on Playstation 5 looks better than the movie Spiderman No Way Home, but only because the movie was poorly rendered with low-polygon models (without detail tesselation) in scenes that did not even need computer graphics to begin with.

Won damages from a former employer recently, but after all the extra taxes and retroactive unemployment paybacks were done, I was left with only 1% of the amount that was paid out to me. Our justice system is a joke when it comes to protecting people with disabilities.

When all you have is a hammer, grow a mohawk.

Now that Paris banned rental e-scooters, students wanting to keep their greenwashed lifestyle have to buy a new scooter each time they throw it in the river.