HDRKid II

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You do do ya? Well let's let the prosecution have it's rebuttal.

(In my best Perry Masonesque prosecutorial voice) Now Mr. Dingleberry, do you mind if I call you Dingle? I'd like to go over some of your prior testimony if you don't mind. Let's begin with something puzzling about your latest prediction regarding the OILCANE shall we. Your responses are all in bold.

How exactly did you acquire this HDR induced vision since on the other thread you state categorically:

Pg 6 post 59

"There is a block from 2010-2015. I think that something big will happen in 2012, but I cannot access this date.


OOOPS. Operator error huh? And by the way, let's dispense with the I used RV instead of HDR argument since you are on record as saying:

“Remember, RV is even more inaccurate than astral using HDR. Pg 20 Post 194”

Let's move on, we have much ground to cover. Now, Mr. Dingle, did you or did you not say, in the same early 2004 post 59, stae the following

“Usually I aim for low divergences lines so I have some idea of what the future will be like.”

“This is what I have pieced together. The US falls apart after Kerry is elected in Nov 2004. There is a civil war in 2005 that gets worse and worse. The elections in 2008 are the last elections the US as we know it has. After that there is a military government.”


Well, well, It seems rather fortuitous that Mr. Kerry was not elected in 2004. Think of the mess we would have had to clean up. Here is also an interesting point to ponder, you mention the 2008 elections as being the last. With that kind of knowledge, why not mention the election of our first black president. I'm sure it would have made all the major news outlets of the future. Kind of wants to make you go Hmmmm. Of course, you deftly protected yourself by also stating this a few pages later:


"There are timelines where the president was Clark, Dole, Dean, Kemp, Kerry, McCain, and even Bush." pg 10 post 91

Goddamn Scooter! I'm all for covering your ass but is there anyone who you didn't see as president? Oh yeah, Hillary and Obama. Wonder why? Certainly not because there was little mention if any about them running. Why that would lend credence to the debunkers claim that you scour the web for "future" predictions. Posh! Although, you know, since you mention McCain, a little mention of Palin would have given you some chops. Oh,thats right, she was nowhere in political sight then.

Whew, all of this is making me thirsty. How about a tall, cold glass of Coke Blaque or perhaps a frosty Viktory Cola? But, I digress. Let's move on. Earlier in the same post you state the following:

"Notice that I like to use the HDR to go back to the 1920's, not the 1820's. There is no electricity in the 1820's. Also electricity in the 2100's and beyond uses 400 cycles instead of 60 cycles. You need 60 cycle 115V AC for the HDR to operate."

Just a mere 9 posts later you offer the following question/answer:

pg 10 post 100

“1. Have you ever seen the 1700's and 1800's?

Yes, the people are a lot nicer and seem more formal than now.”


Would a mere, derisive yet formal , WTF??? suffice here? Can’t travel to the 1800’s but you know the people well. Alrighty then.

Annnd we're moving. In October 2004, you jumped on your magic pony and offered forth trhe following on Page 21 Post 201:

“BTW, I made a jump today to June 2009, and Kerry was president. It appears that he was re-elected. However, in this timeline Putin had become dictator, and was trying to re-create the old Soviet Union. He had absorbed several former Soviet Republics including Kazakstan and Ukraine. I was only there for less than an hour but I saw on a flat panel TV (Wide Angle) that Putin was no longer friendly with the US and had designs on obtaining additional land.

United Europe promised war if he invaded Poland. Putin claimed part of Finland as SOVIET territory, and he also was trying to install his puppets in former east block countries. He cracked down on any and all dissent. The US was trying to keep Russia from coming to blows with China. It seems that Putin was attempting to aid North Korea with new weapons. The new Premier of China was called Zhang.”


Gosh, Putin turned out to be somewhat shady? Who knew? Other than you and the majority of the informed world. Guess he gave Finland, Ukraine and Kazikstan back huh? Amazing that with all this future knowledge about Russian aggression, you forgot to mention the aggression in Georgia. Weird huh? Still waiting for the premier of Premier Zhang. Let's continue....

“Somehow things seemed a bit gloomy on this timeline. Not as many malls, and people were driving small cars.”

“The US economy was recovering, but nothing like the boom period of the 1990's. Gasoline was expensive $5.50 a gallon, but no shortages. No talk about health care or social security, so I do not know about those issues. “


I love this one because, you, Dr. Doomass, purveyor of all that is doom and gloom, describe one of the worst economic times in the US as " a bit gloomy". Yeah, and you're a bit of a dumb....never mind. Wrong about the recovery, way wrong about the price of gas and my favorite, there was NO TALK ABOUT HEALTH CARE. Health care talk in 2009? Perish the thought! Must. Stop. Laughing. Uncontrollably.

“McDonalds had an ad for the new McCheeser sandwich with three kinds of cheese, a new McBacon Deluxe, and McFritters. I also saw an ad for the new Volvo Turbo Magnum the 2010 model, it was fresh.

McCheeser? Sounds like something Mayor McCheese would release when he...well..cuts the cheese. Even if this were true, who would care? Really.

“Kerry got the US out of Europe, Asia, & Middle East but new major problems were on the horizon. India was having a military dispute with Russia, (surprise) and PM Rao was able to target his 100 launchers at major "soviet" cities.”

Swing and a miss McCheeser knocker. No Kerry. Still in Europe, Asia and Middle East. No India-Russia conflict and I'm pretty sure that Indian PM Rao had been dead for about 5 years at this point. Gosh Scooter, guess you ain't a better man than Gunga Din.

Let's sum this up with some choice nuggets from Page 22 post 214:

"The 2009 timeline was so close to ours that it was scary. I mean there were minor differences in my house, but nothing major. I can tell you that High Definition TV is common and affordable in 2009. How, I had one in the living room, and another in my bedroom....Well, I can tell you that on no timelines did I see Nadir as pres. I have seen Dean, Gore, Cheney, Powell, Robinson, Clark, Kerry, Dole, and even Bush winning the 2004 election."

Actually Zippy, you saw everybody except the winners...and the runnerups. Good catch on that one. I'd give you the HD TV one but seeing that by then I already owned one along with a DirecTV HD DVR it tends to cheapen your awsomeness. You did correctly guess Ralph Nader would not be President. Wow, who would have guessed huh? I mean you run for office starting in 1972 you figure the odds are with you. Nevertheless, congrats on this one. Dead on. Oh, and BTW, you misspelled his name.Poor Ralph, he don't get no respect.

Further on your 2009 vision:

From Pg 24 Post 236

“I wish I could tell you that Pepsi comes out with a new grape fizzy, but in my jump yesterday to 2009. I tried to go back to see what was happening. What I saw left me quite sad.
There was a train station full of people leaving the cities. I saw people hugging and crying. Pres Kerry gave the order for people to leave the big cities and go to temp shelters away from high population zones. Many people chose to stay, but put their children on trains that would send their children far away.”


No grape fizzy? Bastards! BTW, if you're evacuating the city for fear of nukes and fallout is a railroad really the quickest, most efficient way?

Highways were jammed with people leaving the cities. It was a sight I will never forget. The look of sadness on people's faces.

Guess the highway' was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power ride. Looks like everybody was on the road that with no place left to hide. How dare those Russians interrupt such as Springsteenesque moment. Goddamn Philistine! Heathen bastards! Oh! Hold the phone! They never came! Tough break Scooter. Maybe you can still talk ol Wendy into wrappin her legs round those velvet rims and strap her hands cross your magnet. Take her down to Thunder Road. Show her your rubbing plate.

“Many people think the HDR is a toy and this is all a game, but for me this is a very sad day. I always wanted to know what happened in the future, and now that I know I wish I never found out.”

Well, actually, apparently you still haven't found out.

Don't fret Scooter. Even Nostradamus had a bad day. Maybe not as many as you but still...Let's see how 2005 went for you.

The 2005 Year

Pg 69 Post 685 "In our timeline we tolerate the odd rockstar, but although you can be a bit unorthodox, if you are out and out weird like Michael Jackson, you end up in jail. oooopps.."

Ooooops indeed!

Pg 69 Post 690 "You won't be laughing so hard when Bush starts drafting people for Iran"

Can we just go ahead and concede this one. I'm pretty sure at this point Congress won't let him.

Pg 70 Post 692 "Using astral time travel I saw that gasoline will be 4-5 a gallon by the end of 2007, this will completely destroy our economy and explains why we need Iran."

Uhhh...No, No and No. Another dimwit hat trick.

Pg 70 Post 697 "Starlord, Not a threat, just an observation that you will not be laughing at me in 2007."

Yeah...about that...actually he was... And in 2008, 2009 and now for a consecutive 3rd year, 2010.

Directed at me Pg 117 Post 1170 The problem is that you are not preparing for a global war because you do not see it, not yet. Yes, people talked about WWIII back in the 50's, but the Russians did not feel cornered back then. They do now. I did not expect this outcome. I always thought the we could all resolve our differences, but the HDR showed me that the future is very dark indeed.

Saying that I am a liar is your way of using denial. The future gets worse because people fail to confront the problems. Right now Bsh is getting ready to invade Iran, he is claiming that the tangos are hiding in Iran and that Iran is working on the bomb, but the real reason is that we need oil.

Actually I was calling you a liar because I think you're a liar. Had nothing to do with denial. Bush didn't invade Iran, nor call for a draft. Their oil isn't enough to matter in the long run. All of this makes you either a liar or delusional.

Pg 132 Post 1319 on July 12th 2005

Did a jump to Friday July 15, 2005. At midnight, in front of the bookstore, there was a huge crowd of teens waiting for the doors to open. They started selling Harry Potter books. People ran in and started grabbing books. The owner said "This is crazy!" People started opening them and yelling things. The cover was orange instead of green but looked about the same. Title was "Harry and the half blood prince." One girl shouted "Snape dies, Dumbodork lives." Why Severus Snape would die is beyond me. I expected the old headmaster to die. Also Ron died. More news when I get it, I will attempt another jump today.


How much divergence can you get in a three day jump? Hells bells Margaret, there was some serious betting that the old guy would die and you killed everybody but him. I'm torn between laughable and pathetic. Perhaps I'l just go with snickering pity.

Hi PE:
which is our next country to invade and on which date kid?
I suppose u mean the US. The US under Bsh will invade Iran in 2006. Reason is that we need the oil. Excuse is that we must stop "taerists".


Good thing you started up with the bird flu shortly after this. Somebody might have called your hand on this whole Bush-Iran-draft thing.

Well Zippy, I think we'll wrap this up. Hopefully we've managed to cover the majority of your greatest hits from 2004-2005. Not exactly star quality material is it? In fact, after I read through all of this, I'm inclined to believe that YOU are the biggest debunker when it comes to the veracity, accuracy and reliability of the HDR. Hard to argue with this kind of track record. So, in my best legal tenor I say:

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury after the evidence presented here, the people have shown beyond a reasonable doubt and with a preponderance of the evidence, that the defendant, Mr. Nostradoomass, is guilty on all counts of felony stupid and third degree idiocy.

I rest my case.

PS Maybe you can get a pardon from President HitleryKerryDeanGoreCheneyPowellRobinsonClarkKerryDoleBush
 
Re: HDRKid II

GL is apparently having none of it.

Dude, you know you already won years ago. The Kid will never quit.

Prolly the best thing to do is just keep quoting the kid's stupid (old) posts back at him (her.) I mean, every now and then.

Harte
 
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Ahhh.. nostalgia. Nothing like fake doom and gloom to make my day brighter. A very entertaining post gl100. I almost spat out my Coke Blaq while reading it. You just keep on shootin' yerself in the foot there kid...eventually you will get to the bone.
 
Re: HDRKid II

Here's something that I found very interesting

""Radio show Coast to Coast sums up Gibbs' description of the time travelling process:

"In order to physically travel through time, Gibbs explained, the device must be activated near a vortex for three minutes. The user will see a flash of white light or feel a sinking sensation and be projected into another time. The HDR has a 500-year limit, Gibbs noted."

http://www.hyperspacecafe.com/forum14/3709.html


Damn, that deserves an official Holy Fuck! Sure blows your stories about 1700 and 1800 all to hell and back kid. Of course, we all know you are full of pucky. In fact, I'm beginning to think that title Nostradumbass is much to kind for you. If you read more from that link, especially the last post by Richard, it sheds some light possibly on this mystery of why the "kid" fails to see how ridiculous they look every time they post regarding the hdr hoax. Damn if some of those quotes don't sound familiar...

G100,

My compliments!!! That was put together better than Marilyn Monroe. Boffo Sir!!!! A pleasure to see all those unwitting efforts to debunk the hdr ALL on the kid's part. You are absolutely right on the money. the kids and nonsense central have shown it does not work at all.

At each step they are hamstrung and totally dependent on the fact that they rely on what's available in the medias.

Who stands to make money off of this exercise in stupid Hoaxes? Stephen Gibbs, people who claim to be able to build this mobile hoax you plug into a wall socket and one more person.

Patricia Ress.

It's a symbiotic situation. The more books are sold and their web sites stay running, the possibility presents itself to rip more people off by selling them as well as the hype itself regarding Gibbs pseudo adventures which sells more books. Who do we know that has gone out of their way to mention the inventor of the fake time machine at least a thousand times?

It's ALL about money. It has ALWAYS been about money. Do either of these people give away their books or fake time machines???

It can't possibly be about truth and actual experience, as we have seen the kid has made more mistakes than a linotype missing all the vowels and been caught in more lies than a dozen crack whores at midnight court.



Back To The Future comes out in July 3rd 1985. The first known use of the term Flux Capacitor.


Here we see Gibb's typical sales pitch being used in 2003. Of Note, he was kind enough to include:

""P.S.
THERE IS NO WARRANTY OR GUARANTEE ON THESE UNITS. THESE UNITS ARE ONLY SOLD FOR EXPERIMENTAL AND RESEARCH PURPOSES. THERE IS NO MONEY BACK GUARANTEE.""


And this typical P.T. Barnum Spiel:



But you see the greys don't want people to know this. The people that are working for the greys don't want people to know about this. They told Mike that they were going to to try to shut me up in the future...to try to shut down my business. And they are going to try to shut down anybody who sells any information on the subject. We may have some problems in the near future trying to match wits against these SOBs. Basically, if you find a power spot, practically any type of radionics machine that has sufficient amplification in it can be used for physical time travel...provided it is activated over one of those power spot or grid areas. The only problem is that they might not be as safe as the HDR unit when using it. The reason why, there is sometimes a lot of negative energy that goes into the building of some of those radionic devices and this can prove to be an extremely dangerous experience. The reason I say that is that I have built one version of a flux capacitor circuit that is revealed in one of my reports and I had built something like four or five different versions of the flux capacitor and I tested out each one of them. I don't think that I would ever want to build one again, to be quite truthful with you about the whole situation. Because there is something about them that is tuned right into the fourth dimension and, whenever I build it and use it, something bad happens to me, like I'll either open up a doorway into the fourth dimension or... I was told by some other people that if I sent you some reports it could put my life into serious danger. At least that is what they said. They are trying to scare me or something into not revealing this stuff to other people"

The "Greys" ????? Jesus that's a keeper, well hell then, it just has to be true if the Greys are involved right?
Which of course ends with the menu:

REPORT #1: HOW TO CONSTRUCT THE PHILADELPHIA EXPERIMENT ON A SIMPLIFIED SCALE. Contains diagrams and schematics, plus Grid Point information. $19.95
REPORT #2: TIME TRAVEL MACHINES. Contains schematics and diagrams of devices which can actually be used for physical or out of the body time travel $19.95
REPORT #3:THE TIME TRAVELERS COMPENDIUM. This report shows you how to build the (STB-60), The Ecktoplasmic Oscillator, and more! $19.95
REPORT #4: CHRONOLOGICAL DISCOVERIES. Solves the mystery of the Pyramid. Shows you how to construct the Cosmic Diode, plus information on how to convert a Tesla Coil into a time travel machine. $19.95
REPORT #5: TIME TRAVEL PHYSICS. Shows you how to construct the amazing Chronological Time Reflector. Also contains information on a device which was given to me by an actual time traveler. $19.95
REPORT #6: HOW TO CONSTRUCT A TIME PORTAL. If you wish to travel physically through time, then this is the report for you. Shows you how to construct 3 different Time Portals. Also contains information on how to construct an artificial Grid Point. $19.95
REPORT #7: THE ZERO VECTOR. This report is totally awesome! Shows you how to construct the Flux Capacitor, the (TPR-4), the (STR-40), the Plasmatron Oscillator, the Fluxatron, and more! This is the real thing. $19.95
REPORT #8: THE 8TH KEY TO THE RIDDLE OF TIME. Reveals the inside dope on the Time Tunnel experiments conducted by our government. Shows you how to construct the (XD-70OO), the Ultra Dimensional Time Portal and more! Contains hard to find information. $19.95
REPORT #9:THE 9TH KEY TO THE RIDDLE OF TIME. The information contained in this report almost cost me my life. Shows you how to construct the Demat Cannon, the Hyper Space Time Portal, the Multi-verse Resonator and the Space Time Collector. $19.95
REPORT #10:KABALISTIC NUMEROLOGY. Shows you how to predict the future for any year, 4 month period, or day. Far more accurate than conventional systems. $19.95
TIME MACHINE;
HYPER DIMENSIONAL RESONATOR # 11: THE HYPER DIMENSIONAL RESONATOR WITH TIME TIME COILS AND ONE ELECTROMAGNET. INSTRUCTION MANUAL IS INCLUDED. $360.00


Can anyone say Gibbs is Not about making money?
 
Re: HDRKid II

Star, You forgot the best part of the story. Gibbs built the HDR with circuit plans given to him by a pair of aliens named Paco and Pedro and....(Sorry, I think I peed my pants a little there from the laughter. Let me try and compose myself.)...it took him a while to get the safety down on the thing. Why, one of them even burst into flames. We can only hope that it wasn’t while he was holding it between his legs because, as we all know, being an swindling lunatic AND having singed twig and berries is certainly no way to go through life and probably crimps the style with the ladies. (Imagine time traveling harp music here)

“Hey vato! C’mere. Chu wanna buy a time macheen? My brodder Pedro an me, we time travelers from south Arizona. The time police axed us for papers and we said “We don need no steeenkin papers” and we came to your 20th century Kansas. We saw a chulo sweet 75 chebby monte carlo in our cousin’s body chop in Salinas and need some money to buy it. Wat chu say ese? Fifty bucks and we throw in pictures of our seester?”

Why sure gents! Here’s fifty semolians and a few pigs. By jinkies, I believe I can sell this to pinheads and cretins and twits, oh my!

Hijole! Pinche gringo buey bought this mierda magnet. I love theees country!

OK, I may have taken some liberties but the gist of the story is true. You can find it here. http://www.hdrenterprises.com/hdr device.html

With a pedigree like this, how can anyone doubt the kid?
 
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To GL100:
OK when I first got my HDR I did not have an much accuracy as I do now. Accuracy will as time goes on improve.

To Brentnauer:
You say - HDRkid, I think it's time to try a new approach.
My goal is to survive what is coming. Whereas your goal is to ridicule others thinking that will prevent the event and not allow it to occur.

To zeo:
I have done hundreds of jumps to the future and have an accurate view. In the beginning I did not understand the mechanisms as well as now. My goal is for people to prepare. I realize that most fools will ridicule me. They will not survive. Fact is that it will be difficult even for those who are wise.

To Starlord:
You say -It's ALL about money.
I can tell you that in the near term future that the american empire will cease. It reminds me of the roman empire. There will be little value in having paper money. Most remote viewers will tell you the same. My goal is for people to survive. I can tell you that very difficult days are ahead for us.
 
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To zeo:
I have done hundreds of jumps to the future and have an accurate view. In the beginning I did not understand the mechanisms as well as now. My goal is for people to prepare. I realize that most fools will ridicule me. They will not survive. Fact is that it will be difficult even for those who are wise.


You've done hundreds of jumps into the future and you have an accurate view? I don't think so...I think your accuracy is on par with that of a tapeworm. And folks don't need you to tell them to prepare. Prepare for what? Another cryptic, post-apocalyptic, anti-government, MadMax and oxygen deprived future wherein life is utterly miserable? I'll take my chances. And people debate and respond to your claims because they know you and that magnet are bogus. Your posts dictate the progression of this hoax in more ways than one. I could go on...but i'm gonna take a break now and laugh for awhile....
 

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