Forum Game Dumb Joke Of The Day

[TnWatchdog]

 

[Opmmur]

Answer to that Burning Question...

 

[Opmmur]

Is it coincidental that O looks a bit vampirish?

 

[Loopi]

What do you call an irishman on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

 

[Loopi]

What do you call a girl with one leg?
Eileen

What do you call an asian girl with one leg?
Irene

 

[Loopi]

What's the difference between an onion and a dead hooker?

I cried when I cut up the onion.

 

[Num7]

 

[Samstwitch]

What's the difference between an onion and a dead hooker?

I cried when I cut up the onion.

Ewww, that's horrible!

You win for the dumbest joke of the day!

 

[kcwildman]

old man calls son two days befor Christmas,,I have had it I am divorcing your mother it's over,,, son tries to console him hoping he will calm down did not work....
son calls sister tells her what dad said, she freaks oh hell no they are not...
sister calls dad tells him you are not,, and don't do anything eles,, she and her brother are flying out tomarrow and get this whole mess worked out....
old man walks into the kitchen and tells wife the good news,, the kids will be here for Christmas and they buying there own plane tickets

 

[Opmmur]

Tomorrow the 1st day of Winter, not end of the World

submitted by Gary Crantz