I have built one!
I have to side with Cary on this.
IF you truly had what you claimed you had, you could have made a bundle at the track first, made a sizeable stake and parlayed it up to a sizeable fortune on a major sports bet in Vegas, Then you could have bet yourself about how foolish you look here and really made a killing.
As you yourself may be aware being a time traveler yourself, REAL time sliders are way too busy fighting the forces of evil in the past and have no use for money, power and owning the world.
It is far more important that: Big Red gum and Fizzies come out on the market when they are meant to. Making sure that a Hersheys Chocolate bar tastes like it should and is still made in the good ole US of A. Taking charge of the good fight insuring that Virginia survives to ask on that fateful day, if there is a Santa Clause.
Being there at the right moment in time to assist with Ronald McDonals proper flaming red hair color choice. You and I both know that the list of the trials and tribulations that a REAL time travel must face is almost endless. We also know that out task is all but thankless. If it wasn't for us and our undying dedication, White Castle would have been big, sloppy, had pork instead of hamburger and cost 99 cents each. Here's to you big fella, you almost had a Fair Dinkum there but not everybody can be Yahoo Seriously can they? Good on yer Cobber, theres a good lad, no go and turn the shrimp on the barby.
Yes, it's a dirty job, but damn it, some ones got to do am I right? Can I get a AMEN?? Remember, ask not what your time machine can do for you , but what you can do for your time machine.